dem beats

Sean made a reference about Apple's Bend gate to me the other day. Almost had a heart attack.

I think she has a good sense of humor about it all, now at least. I don't keep track too much, but it is what it is.

This is amusing. T Swift could suck more. She is getting less country. Taylor Swift - Shake It Off:

Huh.... I would have thought the coatings would take care of that. Interesting! Thanks for the tip. I know some guys just put their lenses into zip bags.

Apparently I need to teach you how to drive properly. It's grippy man! Also I'm not doing too much sideways at significant speed. No roads for that, all sub 50mph slides.

Finally got Helga to loose move sideways. Woot! She goes back to BMW tomorrow for new brakes, oil, everything. Amped up.

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I swear to fuck Jesus damnit I am just on coffee. Shit fuck.

Tried to shoot my enbrel into my thigh fat to change it up. Ouch. I think I scratched my quad. Ouchies. :-(

64 ounces of coffee would be pretty lethal to most people. I have polished off a growler of cold press in a day however.

I could drink a gallon of beer, cider, and mead. Maybe a pint of bourbon. Fuck your pumpkin spice latte world!

You got me man. I didn't see it comming. It was perfect. 10 points to Hufflepuff for Seth's wit.

LMAO That was fantastic. Shortchanged with a capital D. : sad trombone :

Too bad Brazilian had her BF with. She could have gotten THE Discount.

Sure did. All the blood left my brain and I had to sit down. When you reapropriate a few quarts of blood like that it's bound to have side effects.

How Wolves Change Rivers:

Tonight must have been hot chick night. Sexy lesbian asain couple and really cute/sexy Brazilian. She was microscopic petite. Other than hips. Her hips were...... Brazilian hips.

At least to me its aggressive....

Jarrod. PM sent. I think you may poop yourself. It's aggressive.

i'm thinking i should drop the 1500 signing bonus on a new bed We JUST purchased into Chicago now. Whatever you do, don't buy from Sleepy's

With egg shells like real skandahoovians.

It's time for the percolater!

I'm already sexually harassed enough by the ugly ones and guys.

Then again, that rusty Ford is gone. No more stripped bolts.