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Despite being sick and not having any good food while out every moment of Paris was magic simply by how Parisians live. Only one rude place the whole time.... And by rude I mean they didn't fawn over me as a customer. If you are polite to a Parisian, they are beyond polite back.

We didn't leave the apartment today. Wife was so burned she couldn't really put on a shirt. Then she got stomach trouble and couldn't be too far away from the throne. I loved all the relaxing, but I saw so little of Paris............. We leave tomorrow. I'm sad to leave, but I miss my dog, and my bed, and to a certain degree, I miss work.

It's not there fault that their not smart enough to figure out weather those words should be used here or they're. trolololI here you man. Seth wins the internet today.

When's dem_beats flying back? Tomorrow!

From town car to focus! That's crazy.

Yeesh my face is kinda roasted too.

So.... 8 hours at Versailles was a bit much. We may not be up to doing anything tomorrow. The wife's shoulders are bad. Left is a rosey tomatoe hue, but her right is ruby red like rare prime rib. Poor girl.

Lol Back in my day we just knew if another fella was gay if he wanted to suck your Dick without paying him. Kids today and their gay codes. :-)

WTF!? Why ain't the whip dropped yet?

No offense, but fuck Porsche and their owners. I had one in the shop with an EVAP leak a few weeks back. Cheesy leak, required engine R&R for repair. He couldn't choke up the $2000 bill. Seriously? Was it a Porsche or a Beamer you worked on six months ago where you fixed the A/C duct work with some plastic tubing and the OEM part was like $600?Lol That 6 series. I remember that shit too.

No offense, but fuck Porsche and their owners. I had one in the shop with an EVAP leak a few weeks back. Cheesy leak, required engine R&R for repair. He couldn't choke up the $2000 bill. Seriously? EVAP? Anyway, he sounds like a knob. Maybe most P car owners are. They want the best performance, but won't cough up for Italian's so they feel everything should be cheep.... I don't know. I love the cars. Inside and out. The new M3 was pretty special, and a slightly tuned E60 M5 also made me happy...... But no other car was as fun to drive as the 911.

900 grams is almost 2 pounds. There are 2.2 pounds in a KG (1000G). You got jacked. He thought I said 3-4 slices. I got charged correctly. It made me laugh though.

Wheres the pictures? I was paralyzed bro!

Also saw a chick so properly stacked my wife tripped while goosenecking. A sculpture carved in tan flesh by a master for sure. And apparently, as my wife informed me, had heals on that are as expensive as some of my camera gear.

I had a fucking horrible dinner though. After walking to a couple bistros, and realizing, reservations are a thing in France too I mixed the name of a good bistro with the worst tourist bistro. And then fucked myself and ordered a steak. Bull. Shit. Move. But really good champ makes it all better. And a tray of fraise for my face hole.

Poppin bottles in Paris ya''ll. 2/3 through a tray of strawberries and a 2007 Roederer smashed. Feeling rock star.

My last playlist had Shawn Phillips and Starbuck as the headliners. Fuckin Bo Wagner mother fucker!

IMHO Bruno blows a donkey until his jaw pops. His music is so abrasive to me it's silly. He seems to have musical tallent though. Then again I like some realllllllllly weird shit.

I love getting you guys all frothy over my P car love. I can't help it. <3 them P cars.

I saw the strangest and sexiest Aston Martin today. Super wide and low, rear diffuser, black with black tint... Might have been carbon bodywork? Huge scoops on the side and those hyper sexy wide hips that Aston has in the back. Debadged and hot as Fuck. Almost Porsche sexy. :-)

Not just food too. Can you imagine if we get started poppin bottles. "Another bottle of Champ monseurre, silvouplait." :glugggluggglugg: "More wine! MORE BUBBLY WINE!" "Yeah, and fish eggs and truffles for snacks!"

You know that you and I would have a better time...... Higher dinner bills.... But yeah..

I will get the camera out tonight tomorrow and Sunday. Versailles tour tomorrow. Probably Louvre on Sunday......

I wanna use my pans right meow! FFFFUUUUU

Asked the butcher for 300grams of Serrano Ham..... Got 4 paper thin slices. ....hmmmmmm #languagebarrier