dem beats

And yes I am late to the game with #3. :-D

LoL at transformers. "It reminds me of Bumblebee, if Bumblebee was a sad sorry peice of shit."

I am in a foul foul mood. I hate that.

The proper response was "thanks for the tip" In a strong Austrian accent.

Boys have a penis girls have a vagina.

When you guys start talking electrical I feel dumber than when the others talk guns. And that is saying a lot. Isn't "Guns" a course in elementary school in Texas? Right after Jesus and before Football.

Herpes.

That's it? My dad makes more than that babysitting contractors at work... I am banking that Seans kids are better behaved. And I might have to take themsomewhere for errands. Toss the car seats in the Benz and off we go. Call it a perk. I actually was a nanny for 5 kids for one year. :-) True story. Also worked for the MPLS schools and park board as a "teacher".

50 bucks an hour anr I got you Sean......

Streetlights....... people.. .. Music + hooch. Uh oh.

Trying to hang with my navy buddy. Yikes.

"I has 3 inches of hard yerrow cawk for yew!"

I am afraid to patent my love making techniques for the same reason...... Chicoms will steal my cocksmith skillz.

I never work out my legs. :-D

Smart on the engine pushrod box idea.

Why pay, when no one knows me like me? Getting a handy is like a conference call. It is never as good when someone else is in charge and even if it is interesting, you just want it over so you can get back to more important shit.

So how was it? The wife keeps making comments about a couples massage. I got the wife a gift cert, and she scheduled me a masssage with some of the left over after her first one because it helped her so much. Her attitude is really different and positive after. Worth it for me to try again. I think I need a stronger person or someone more skilled with large athletic framed specimen. I was hoping for more but it was my first time and I think it will only get better.

Just got my first massage.

ROFLMAO

Always muzzle and or ball gag your wives. It's for their own protection.

No, Minnesota. JK. In MN, people bite dogs.

Verry happy for your moms pup. As for the pit? All owner. Pits just happen to be tough dogs. Especially the mastiff pit mixes. It is sad the dog had to be put down, especially so violently.

You got that Jacob's ladder finally?

Donkey > horse. But they all have their charm.

HA! Better than old English!