dem beats

Why are you oitside my house?

“I’m all outta my Bullshit Tolerance Juice, Uncle Fascist. So file those opinions under ‘shut the fuck up.’”

I reject your reality and replace it with my own.

Zombies are a euphemism for unknown threats. It is amusing and all but now I tend to shy away from the term in some settings as so to not sound like an armadiller hat wearing kinda feller. Chinese troop invasion. Mass bath salts exposure. WTF ever, the zompocalypse is just a funny take on a really bad situation.

15-20 pounds per guy MAX right?

Considering 80% of the world is Asian that number seems low... Not if we measured by mass. Me and you are worth at least 40 Chinese doods right?

Time for an hour nap before doing some banking suff.

Yeah.... some ladies should not follow the less is more rule.

still is sukka! It's slutty outfit day. I am tempted to go to a bar just to peep some fly ladies.

LoL Reminds me of the Adam Sandler skit about guys working out or gay sex.

I would have to watch you. Try not to use momentem though. it will eff you up fast

Neal you cheatin bastid! You will always win the costume contest. Unless I turn into a gorgeous woman and dress in underpants. That could catch some swing votes

Juhn must be on east coast photobucket hunt. lots of clams.

Best holiday ever BTW

No debate... Roman pizza FTMFW I have a very good friend in Rome you know, his name is Bigus Dickus.

Happy excuse for chicks to dress like whores day!

I talked to the W about going out to volunteer.

Hotdog condom style.

No hurricane damage? And cleaning the guns is always a winner. especially if you has black rifles.

How is your neighborhood and home Neal? Everything good in your neck of the woods.

:insert maniacal laugh here:

LoL. Awesome Neal. I should be your marketing designer.

Working so emails from bed with a headache here. Jack is under the conforter and I have a 20 # kitteh on my leg. Toasty warm. Jack gets all pushy sometimes. I jusy dropped a seismic bomb on his head. He just snuggled closer.

Hmmm, that would make an interesting picture... You can throw some doll heads on as a necklace, or some blood spatter, but the creepiest shit to me is always cute mixed with evil. Music boxes are the blackest of evil magic. Fuck music boxes.

Pizza in general has things I love on it. Tomatoes, cheese, sausage, and bread to soak it all up. However shitty pizza always makes me feel like a horrible person.