dem beats

Maybe. That or he is taking night classes to learn how.

Jack only snores a bit but he always talks to me when I come home or wake up. And he ALWAYS yawns mid convo about 15 times.

Hehehe. Does he do the whine/whimper/talk thing? Jack sounds like a wookie half the time.

He is from a smooth faced blood line Neal. Looks like Jack's buddy Angus. Really adorable. Poor Jack always has boogers in his eyes from the sag of his face.

Don't limit yourself on room. They seriously don't need much space. Best apartment dog for sure.

Best. Dogs. Ever. Lazy all the time accept when you want them excited.

That is pretty much what our mastiff does, but there are days when he can out fart me. You has a mastif???? Pics! Also, we have Jack on a brand of food called Fromm. We switched to the grain free from them. He no longer farts

Why can't I sleep!!!

When I was ill and stayed on the couch for 3 days I got to see his days. Sleeps all day, but once every few hours does a lap to make sure there is nothing weird, then back to sleep. He isn't much of a sympathizer when I am sick though. He basically snubs me and tells me to gangster up. Doesn't like seeing me weakened. When my joints hurt he is a peach though. I dont know what he thinks the difference is but pain he accepts and helps, but illness he acts aloof. In the morningnor when i am in rough shape he will help me get off the couch, or floor if I sat down with him. Acts much more gentle until the pain dies down in the morning. It is adorable. We got super lucky.

He is a hoot Adrian. He especially hates the people selling religion. I don't know how he knows, but he is convinced of their evil. On the flip side he is the best snuggler on the planet. He is always down for a puppy pile nap. Always submissive, but will always have his chin on your arm or hand, or pushing against you. Then he knows when you get up. I really need to find a bitch for him. His temperment needs to be imprinted on more dogs. He is a credit to the breed, even though he is a runt.

Gimme love, gime crazy love

Get rythem when you get the blues.

Hold me closer Tony Danza Count the headlights on the highway

Manly tears FTMFW.

Awesome Neal!

I don't like wakame with noodles for some reason. Just miso and tofu. Maybe some mushboomz

Night time noodle crave.

I cheat with instant dashi usually just when I want noodles.

If he doesn't like someone, which is rare if I introduce him to them, he is downright scary. His bark is so loud and forceful it makes all the windows in the house shimmy. And he has this habbit of barking 2-3" from peoples groin. You can feel it vibrate your pelvis. It is completely disconcerting. And his mouth opens up wider than many peoples waist. And everyones hip. If you knock or ring the doorbell you must be evil too. And forget tje front door. You must be Satan if you come to that door.

I asked him where mom is and he is just heartbroken. Keeps looking into the passenger seat and then at any noise then pushing my arm to get pets. What a big baby. He is so confirmed in his place as the subordinate, and protector it is crazy. He won't let the wife shower alone. And if she does close the door on him he will lay by the door until she comes out. I really think sometimes he knows I told him his job is to watch her. Somehow he picked up on it at least. If I walked into the house unwelcome he would make md piss my pants, but he is so soft and gentle to people he knows well. He got spooked at the mother in laws house once and freaked. Ended up jumping on the couch where grandma was. He walked around on the couch her somehow never even touching her and curled up next to her on the floor to apologize. He knows furniture is a huge no no. When he got upset stomachs he would eat things like TP, once broke into a MIL nylon duffle in a closet and got at some .22 rounds..... but then he would kennel himself and show us what he did then kennel himself again. We got really luck with this pup.

Awe shit! HBD! Go blow a few hundred rounds out of that noise maker and enjoy!

Jack came with for a car ride, as he loves the truck. A little girl was making wolf howling noises as she walked by and then saw Jack's head out the window. He didnt bark or make any noise but her eyes were as big as dinner plates. Super cute. He is not a fan of the people who are parking and leaving in the spots next to us. He is suspicious.

All you hoppers must have lives. Waiting outside the massage place for the wife.

I could also go for some softshell crabs. That sounds really good. Any shellfish would be nice, but softshell crabs sound especially awesome.

Fountains shooting streams of it into the air. I love that shit.