Impious

like, in my basement :idea:

So maybe I'll open an underground strip club.......

only problem is the county board ain't going to want to hand out a permit for a strip club

I'd have no competition

No strip clubs in my county

I can imagine the interview process now :drool:

make fatty cash and hang around nudie chicks all day long

Hmmm.....maybe I'll open a strip club

dancing around on tables

chicks half nekkid pouring the beers

Then after 10 it turns into something along the lines of coyote ugly

I want a nice family enviornment during the day time

I just don't want nothing but gays hanging around in my bar all the time

and I get to watch them do, um, "stuff"

Especially if their lesbians

Gays are fine with me

Not that I'm against gays

which I really don't want to happen

My g/f said it would inherently turn into a gay bar with a name like that

Get the double entendre ??

It's funny.

Yes, that's right...... Flammers

Call it "Flammers"

Specializes in hot and spicy food

I'm thinking a restaurant/bar