Acidburn
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A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One day, as they drove down the freeway,she remarked about his slow driving habits. "I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing. He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60 off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties. Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tr ied to pull him free but alas he was stuck. "Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied. The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her. So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story. "My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!" The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies, "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he'a a goner!"
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i think a rat rod camaro would be pimp. you should use the one you have, making a rat with the 6 would be da shit! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'd be cutting the shit out of the car, and there's no way I'm doing that to my Camaro
I laughed. x2
ugh, supposed to be 81* today, starting to get hot around here
those are no where near what I'd consider cheap
so people on the Camaro forum brought up the idea of a rat rod Camaro while there are a few satin-paint Camaros out there, that's hardly what I consider a "rat rod" anyway, I started thinking about this and came up with one interesting vehicle It would surely piss every purist off, and it might even look kind of cool now if only these cars were still cheap
Flatland is an odd piece of literature.
blue, orange, yellow, black, orange, black, black
thus the congrats
wtf is a cawlibor anyway?
blue, orange, green, black, green, orange
I believe he means permanent ignore
sometimes they've got to be mixed up
hahahhaha awesome.
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1967, Standard Coupe, L22