mrray13

sounds sweet...can't wait for pics.. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Marriage - Part I Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ......... whether you're here or not." ************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever " "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last" ****************************** Marriage (Part III) Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" "Getting a second opinion!" ****************************************** Marriage (Part IV) A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?' His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four." ************************************** glad my wife knows who's boss........ wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

rice ass female doges is my favorite...i got my cd yesterday as well... he likes boys cracks me up.... overall, not a bad cd to listen too.....something different wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i thought kjweihoff was cutting it out for ya? wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer > > > > >lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range > > > > >from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He > > opts > > > > >for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. > > > > > > > > > >He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and > > > > >model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's > so > > > > >sheer > > > > >that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling > > > naked, > > > > >return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself." > > > > > > > > > >She prances down the stairs and stands in front of her husband. The > > > > >husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least > > > > >iron it!" > > > > > > > > > >He never heard the shot. > > > > > > > > > >Funeral on Thursday > > > > > hehehaheaheahehahehaheaha wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i so like this game..hehe wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

why? everyone likes beer... hehehhahahehahehahea wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

just how ugly is ur box??? but ur probably louder.. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

same silverado as the last box.. ..just stuff change.. i am having all these vehicles (only have 3...2004 grand prix, 2004 siverado, 2002 suzuki marauder) by having lots of debt... my wife makes real good money and i bring home decent change..lol....so we work for it.. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

glad to see u back dave..... lots of new stuff this way..check out the showoff section..hehe and u got pm.. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is some funny ass chit!!! i damn near puked from laughing so hard!!! i especially liked the pirate one! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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give this a click wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

click here for some druken fun... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thats some serious TP yeah it is...when i read that, it hit me....tp... and petey..u oughta see those rounds up close...u'd understand why they cause so much damage... hehehahehhaehaha... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

today i started my new job... i run the machine that inserts/crimps the projectile into the case of the 30mm round fired in the A-10 (warthog) Thunderbolt tank buster attack plane. we load TP (target practise) HEI, AP (depleted uranium and others) and several others. the TP projectile weighs in at .84 pd.....hehe..cool huh? that works out to a 5,880 grain bullet... anyway, i think i now have the coolest job ever.....btw, the pay is good, the benefits great and i don't work hard... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

not too bad.. i've built harder...and i've built easier.. it does sound good though!! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

damn... nope...... we want pics!!! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

here it is. dual 10's in 1ft^3 each, 3" round port tuned to 38hz i'm hopefully gonna carpet this week. this thing gets loud. i'm liking memphis subs. also, here's a pic of the new (for this year as well as to me) memphis pr500d. stable to 1 ohm, it's a sweet amp for the price..around $325 walking up to the truck... from the top, u can see the amp just to the back. the ports, they fire to the back...man, this rattles the hell outa my undeadened truck!! gotta fix that!! and a closeup of the driver's side hpo... this install is temporary as well. i believe this spring the back seat will once again take a leave of absence. going to go loud!!! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

what all comes in the kit? $70 ain't too bad... audiopipe is good kit, it' what i ran in the dodge.. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

memphis belle here's the big one, with 1100 wrms on the sub and 75wrms per the other 4 channels here's teh lil belle....400wrms for the sub and 55 per the other channels if all u'r planning on running is 400-500 wrms on ur sub, u won't need 200 wrms on ur highs. it takes less power to get the highs as loud compared to the lowend. i'd suggest the lil belle in ur case. it's a great all around amp, and if bought from a dealer (ie, NOT online), u get a 4 year warranty. something else to think about daos.. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

tim..tom....whatever ....my bad tOm.. i'll try not to let it happen again...hehe the flashlight idea is a good one petey!! pics of my box later today...lol wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

damn steve..that sucks... hope ya get it soon!! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

well, i too built a box today... nailing a box together??? that is "oldskool"... the only thing i can offer, other then what petey and tim touched on is this..when caulking, after u ran ur bead, pull the plunger back outa the tube. it'll release the pressure and u won't have caulk all over the place. and tim, plan ur box? yeah, right... i always plan ,y box and then change it and build it as i go.. though a well planned box is a whole lot easier to build.. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

yeah?? who needs cheez when u got credit?? btw..i'm already looking into buyin a c3-c4..the c3 is the body style i like the best anyway..especially 81-82.the crossfire injection sucks, so i'll drop in a big block...hehe wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee