Everything posted by mrray13
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I'm down to my last two choices
u get logo's?? i agree about the cone.. it's just simply black and B E A utiful...lol my 12 weighed in at 30 pds..... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <----denim..we, um, i mean i, need him back!!
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Woof
uberwoofer for u too huh?? kewl... ummm...did u forget to mail me something? i haven't gotten anything yet...so i was just wondering.. oh and wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I'm down to my last two choices
well....what do u think of them so far?? 9 days to get them isn't too bad..... keep us updated as to when they go in the mazda..... it's going to be loud!! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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oops....
This is a great example of "Did I say that out loud?" This actually > >happened at Harvard University in October last year. In a biology class, > >The professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen which > >gives the sperm all the energy for their journey. > > > >A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're > >saying there > >Is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?" > > > >"That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical > >info. Raising her hand again, she asked, > > > >"Then why doesn't it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the whole >class > >burst out laughing. The poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she > >realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied) she > >picked up her books without a word and walked out of class, never to > >return. > > > >However, as she was going out the door, the professor's reply was >classic. > >Totally straight-faced, he answered her question, > > > >"It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the >tip > >of your tongue and not the back of your throat. Have a good day." wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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speeding..
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious >>nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he >>wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even >>seen her naked. >>One day, as they drove >>down the freeway, >>she remarked about his >>slow driving habits. >>"I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For >>every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I"ll >>remove one piece of clothing. >>He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. >>He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. >>At 60 off came the pants. >>At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties. >>Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than >>he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the >>car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a >>tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried >>to pull him free but alas he was stuck. >>"Go to the road and get help," he said. >>"I don't have anything to cover myself with!" >>she replied. >>The man felt around, but could only reach one of >>his shoes. "You'll have to put this between your >>legs to cover it up," he told her. >>So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a >>truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over >>to hear her story. >>"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, >>"He's stuck and I can't pull him out!" >>The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies, >>Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he'a a goner!" wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I want to stop but i'm compelled
yep...it's official.. i couldn't hit it enuff times... i'd have to pull a enegizer bunny in her..yep... and keep going and going and going and going... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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girl is nice
i'd hit it as many times as she's let me!! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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yummy....
yeah..that sucks.. i wonder why? i guess the host website don't like their pictures being linked? wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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hehe..slutty...
wasssup with the x's? they work if u copy and paste....... they worked yesterday when i posted....sorry wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- rebecca
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hehe..slutty...
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- yummy....
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Woof
ummmm...i duuno... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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the knob
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The >surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small >knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten >up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, >the woman wanted "The Knob." > > >Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the >effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant. > >After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two >problems: > >"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to >turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've >developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags >under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." > >The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those >are your breasts." > >She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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buttercups...
Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden, POOF!, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" THEN POOF!....she was gone. After Harry got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred. "Fred, where are you?" Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the Pussywillows." Harry yells back......"DON'T SWING FRED!!!" "For God sake, DON'T SWING!!" wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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raffle...
Bubba and Earl were in a local bar enjoying a beer when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn each had won a prize. Earl won 1st place, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush. About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied, "Great, I love spaghetti!" Earl asked Bubba, "How about you? How's the toilet brush?" "Not so good," replied Bubba. "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper." wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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the gift....
A man was talking to his buddy, and said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling -- I'll see you in two hours!" wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Ground Wire
indeed overkill...and teh rest is so sloppy.. but hey..bigger is better..lol wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Woof
well, i'm tryin...lol u oughta be in my shoes.... i just sold my pr140 so i have no amp (had to sell it, he's giving me $120 for an amp i paid $100 for over a year ago..) so i need an amp...around 3-500 wrms and it'd gotta be around $150.... i'm thinking xtant 3001.....i can get one off ebay for $100 shipped... but i'll keep looking... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Woof
that's eight posts in a row.... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Woof
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5722196702&rd=1 wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Woof
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5722197389&rd=1 ok...so i lied.... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Woof
last one..i promise http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5722527777&rd=1 wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Woof
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5722550142&rd=1 here's a good one...i hope... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Woof
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5722642346&rd=1 no bids yet!!! 2 days to go!! and it's zapco!! hear the rthyme? wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :peace: