Let's see what pissed me off today: 1. Trying to get the wife out of bed on time. 2. Instantly losing the hot water during my shower. 3. Scraping the ice off of my windows. Freezing rain last night. 4. Missing the light to the highway and having to wait for the other three. 5. Calling twelve different real estate agencies and receiving nothing but bullshit from every single one of them. 6. Driving through the mall parking lot and having some fucktard nearly drive into me because he chose not to see the stop sign. I then proceed with the double whammy, that's right folks ... two middle fingers. I motion for him to back up and he just sits there. See, when there's a bear driving a 2500HD and a monkey driving an Echo ... inched forward until he slammed it into gear and finally backed up. My wife then proceeds to roll down her window and abuse the idiot with profanity followed by another double whammy. I chuckled. Trained her well. 7. Department is hiring a new prof. Each candidate gets one chance to teach a class. I had to sit in and grade her while she tried to teach my class today. Needless to say, I'll be re-teaching the lecture and she won't be getting hired. 8. Element on the stove does not heat up quick enough. 9. Females don't listen, don't rationalize, don't think, hell ... don't do much at all when it comes to involving the brain. 10. My tickets to Meatloaf haven't come in the mail yet. Should be here this week, though. 11. Realizing that the stereo takes up a TON of space in the Mazda. Guess I'm about six months too late on that one. 12. Also realized that 17" laptops aren't the most portable friendly pieces of equipment. 13. Night is still young ...