CBFryman

Camera + underage drinking = evidence. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> nah, we never took pictures of us drinking alcohol. we arent that stupid.

probably not the most mature thing to do...but i was gone sooo yeah.

But its ok because i pissed all in the dudes radiator that did that to me.

I didnt realize it was actually happeneing untill i felt my skin start to sizzlea little around the little toe. Since then i only get that plastered at my brothers house under supervision.

x3

You dont want to see the other pics. That is the last birthday party i brought my camera to.

How real southerners have birthday parties. barles of hay around a fire and chit loads of people, half drunk, the other half you dont even know. You really only know half of the half that are drink because they are also drunk. Drunk + Hay + Fire = they thought it would be funny to make a pile of hay on my foot and hten make a trail to the fire while i was leaning on some chick i dont even remember.

too spicy for me...like pastey white latin chicks with freckles. cute but i cant handle that chit.

3 bottles of sky + 2 bottles of bacardi + 1 birthday cake = cake in teh face

i dont have a preferance but blonde and amber with highlights stand out the most.

poland and sweedand are close in blood. this chick wasnt no crapper. blonde hair, glassey blue eyes. nice tan (not dark, just some color with no lines or imperfections). she could use some cologen in her lips though. i have a pic of her with cake smeared all over her face from like 2 years ago somewhere. ill see if i can find it.

most girls around Lake chitty are pretty lame, are trashy, or their parents think they are little angles so you cant date them but they are out getting wasted and stripping on top of truck boxes while they are at a "friends" house. not that im complaining about the stripping part but the rest sucks.

just a little

engaged FTL. I was semi-crushing this polish chick for 2 years then im like fudge it and we became really good friends....then she runs off and dates some 22 year old and gets pregers...Now she is married at 17. I forsee her infront of a trailer holding a baby with two running around infront of her yelling at her drunk husband.

^FTW. as M5 said...hold my attention. I personlly dont need much to stay entertained but you guys might. I still do enjoy a good conversation with a female.

If a girl doenst know what the shocker is i usually just tell them they dont need to know. Because if they dont know it by now I dont need to be the one responsible for ruining their almost innocent minds.

Sucks dude. No girls in AZ? Roll down here to FL. Chicks dig loud/nice stereos here.

nice

what's gonna happen when there are no more teeth to straighten?

x2, almost every girl ive had a real crush on has had braces.

another hoity toity i "talked" to was some jewish canadian chick. about 4'11'', NICE ass. C's, and her cheapest pair of jeans cost $110. 7 day cruise and i got my mac on for 5... her mom was cool as hell too. we are sitting out on the balcony making out and she comes in and goes out on the deck and i think im dead...no she just came out to tell her daughter she was back from the casino and she is going to sleep. she wasnt even that drunk. I would move to canada if it wasnt so damn cold if the chicks and moms are like that.

IM ALL ALONE, THERE'S NO ONE HERE BESIDE ME. im all allone, there's no one here to guide meeee! but ya gotta have friends...

Have you ever been asked to join the cheerleading squad? i just got IMed by a cheer-friend of mine saying they need guys to do throws.

lmao...her face wasnt half bad either. Blonde hair, blue-green eyes. Braces (adds cute factor IMHO).

you all probably wouldnt like her though. Petiet for most of you is probably a girl my size. peteit for me is under 5' and around 100lbs.