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sounds like a winner to me . seen it happen so many times and the sub gets blamed.

Fax fee?? What the hell are you talking about? I needed to fax a judgement satisfaction from a million years ago into wright county court house. If I wished to fax it to them.... they have a 25 dollar "Fax fee". I was completely amazed. Oh to the courthouse, we live in an effing liberal state they tax everything. c0cksuckers They tax stuff like crazy here as well. They have been making a big deal about doing away with personal property taxes on automobiles for the past 10 years here. 5 years ago they started reducing them by 20%. 5 x 20% = 100% correct ? Hell no , damn taxes went back up this year to 10% higher than what they were before they started the reduction.

Just finally getting a chance to read some email

Two rednecks are hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day... We were madly in love... We made our way down to that the tree and made love for hours," explained Clem. "That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jed. "Yep, it was goin' real well until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us..." "Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you puttin' it to her daughter?" "Baaaaa..."

Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route marches," which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice but awful flat The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none. This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes. Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near 300 pounds dry. Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in. Your loving daughter, Alice

A ventriloquist's car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it.

One Wish A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9 inches high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful Piece by Mozart! 'Where on earth did you get that?' says the bartender. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says : 'Here. Rub it.' So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. 'I will grant you one wish.. Just one wish... each person is only allowed one!' The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want A million bucks!' A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they just keep coming, duck after duck after duck! The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your Genie's' a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million Ducks.' 'No shit!!' says the man, 'do you really think I asked for a 9 inch pianist?'

Yep a piece of picket fencing, slap it over top a couple trash cans. That way I can move it outside to sand

Nah , I still have them. They are done though. Hillbilly sq qill be open Sunday as usual

You guys .......

Don't send it to me I got work coming out of my ears here lately

Happy birthday.

Sounds like a job for a Uni-bit, although there's probably some specific marine tool just for that purpose Hole saw>unibit in this situation. The material is rather thin and cuts well once taped up.

The Loc bar is fine. Before you drill, wipe the area down with some degreaser. Use good masking tape, and lay two layers ( criss cross ) down as smooth as possible over the intended hole area. Leave several inches of overhang so the shavings from the cut don't scratch the surrounding gel coat. Hole saw is easier to do it with than a unibit actually

I have progressed quite a bit further than these pics. I am just in the middle of something, so no pics only in person of that part I also haven't cut out the driver holes yet. The dremel, jig saw, sabre saw, router bits are all at daves I gotta cut those out tomorrow night. They will be done by Sunday. We need to figure a secure way of mounting with no holes in the plastic. Gonna take some looking on that one.

I gots ideas for crazy hard bang yo

Rather pricey here as well.

Bitches didn't have the cord in stock like they said. Supposed to be in by noon today.

Oh boy

I forgot to add that my method is for the ring terminals with the closed end at the ring. If your using the ones with both ends open. I usually use a coal chisel and a bfh

It's called a BFH There is a crimper . But at $40-$100, fark all that noise. Here's my billy' way. Strip the end of the wire first, about 1/2" or so. I clamp the ring end in a bench vise. Blast the barrel with the torch until solder will melt. Then fill the barrel about 3/4 of the way full of solder. Then jam the stripped wire into the solder filled barrel. Takes a couple seconds to solidify completely.

Good to see you have finally come to reality

In my camera I have to get a new power cord this afternoon for my laptop. It's the only pc I have with a card reader