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monty python foo <{POST_SNAPBACK}> YOu d@mn skippy . Love the holy grail . And mel brooks pulling a close second though . Got to love blazin saddles

Might, not much into the racing thing . But Will Ferrel can be funny at times

Pretty much everything fun and or entertaining is illegal here. We still have stoplight shooters though . 5 or 6 rounds of those will set you up pretty nice

January 30th huh ,

at least you were lucid enough to get out <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah , amazing how fast one can sober up with sasquatch staring them down .

Clear your calendar, you're coming out with us on my 21st. Wait...that may not be a good idea... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Most certainly , I'll be on my best behavior .

NNNOOOOOOO Canes baby University of Miami

True , was almost worth walking around the campus of UM in my boxers for it

and remember drugs are bad mmmkay . They lead to a road that leads you to sasquatch

And that's unlceramos's drunken drug induced stupid story of the day kids. Stay tuned tomorrow ............

Are you making a sonosub? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, its for some project my step sister is doing with lace and junk for a party. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> why the flex concern then? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A 15' phallic symbol covered in lace , straight up in the air, and your worried about flex. Think I saw those parties on 60 minutes

Aight , way back when I was a young sprout in college. We had a normal plan of attack. Go out an invite pretty much every female we ran into ( never failed guys showed up too ) . Hit the drive thru beverage castle for a couple kegs, a case or two of everclear so we could make some green god d@mn, and to a friends to pick up some 'other' stuff . Then we head back and tear some chit up. Well one night , we were in a bar. I came across the shortest girl I have ever seen in my life, and she was freakin hot to boot. 14 bajillion thoughts dancing in my head. Actually it was just one thought, with 14 bajillion different variations Anyway, I went over struck up a conversation. Invited her back to the apartment for the party. She said sure, and tht she had some friends that would probably like to come along as well. Sure the more the merrier. So I gave her the apartment number . Told her my room mate and I were headed that way right now. So anytime they wanted to head over, I would be there. I'll skip a bunch of stupidity here and advance to her getting there. By the time she arrived I was plastered, as was she. We started talking, next thing you know we're headed down the hallway to my bedroom One thing leads to another , we're hot and heavy into it . 20 -30 minutes later , we were laying there partaking of 'other' stuff. When she says something about her friend that might want to join in . And asked if that was okay Like I was gonna say no. So she get's up, throws her clothes back on, and walks out the door . A couple minutes later the door opened. In walked sasquatch. I swear this girl was almost 7' tall , and a freckle shy of a metric ton. She sat on the edge of the bed , and I rolled of into the floor. As I was clambering back into the bed, Hoping she wasn't the short girls friend. I said hey how ya doing. She said ____ ( can't remember names too well ) said I didn't mind if she joined in. I asked when her friend was coming back. She said she told her to leave us alone for a couple hours First thought, dear god nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Next thing I know sasquatch was all over me. And I'm talking literally all over me. I felt a sudden urge for an oxygen mask, and a crow bar. My mind is running a billion miles and hour trying to think up an excuse to GTFO. I was so wasted I could hardly remember my own name. I jumped up and told her I needed to get another beer real quick. She smiled and said hurry back. I threw on the boxers and walked out the door. Don't quite know what happened to sasquatch . Never saw her again. As I went for a several hour walk in my boxers. Didn't get back until the next morning. Room mate said he saw some fat bish leaving my room around two or three in the morning. Said he went in my room to laugh at me and I was gone. Saw the short girl a couple months later in a bar . She came up and put her hands over my eyes and said guess who. I said uh uh , my big arse ain't falling for that chit again. Got up and left. So now I'm extremely scared of really small women, and really large women. One seems to be breed the other, and they tend to travel in packs as such

altitude challenged

aight , I'm going to lunch . I'll share the midget story , or what I can remember of it when I get back. Same bat time , Same bat channel

what isnt big enough? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> oops, wrong link: http://www.tcsounds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=172 14 cuft.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My first apartment was smaller than that monster

please share <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Trying to keep a pg rating here

But dorothy would of have turned lesbo and stayed in oz had they looked like this girl

How small? For me the smallest was around 4'8" <--- I am 4" taller on my knees. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Can't say exactly , she wasn't really a midget. Just really d@mn short . Just a little over belt buckle high Which coincidentally was the first thing that caught my attention

Followed shortly by "where's the fooking door ? "

I believe those were my exact words a couple of times

I'll refrain from telling the midget story

At least all the moo cows / coyote uglies I have woken up next to have been female

Of which I have had many unfortunately

Bah , takes a real man to admit his mistakes.