ramos

Good lord man, have you seen the new ones ? The local dealership just got one in. Wow

Cul8er

That's right, unsuspected non violent paybacks are the best

Would love to see the look on the persons face running the drive thru at kfc when someone ordered a bucket of extra crispy cock

AS in cock a doodle doo

Tell them restaurants refer to chicken as cock

And so on , you get the idea

Tell them to address all caucasians as "red neck crackers"

Nah, be really mean. Just teach them wrong words . Tell them the proper english greeting for a man to a woman is " What up, you dirty C@@@"

Just remember no smacking the students around. No matter how much they act like arse holes

Uh oh's, seen that name playing top spin before

I tell them a price and they look at me like I got something crawling out of my ears

Funny thing was the dude was driving a pos truck. And once I told him the price he said great and asked when we could do it. Wish the rich bishes had that same attitude

He was looking to have his hull repaired on his jet ski

But when he started rattling stuff off nine hundred words a second. I was lost

I can understand, if they speak slow enough for what's left of my old brain to keep up with em'

lance en chorro esqu

twas quite confusing, had to have the guy slow down a few times so I could keep up

Sorry just spent 20 minutes talking to a guy who would just switch back and forth between english and spanish

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hola

un poco ?

woo hoo habla espanol ??

Wow , I love people who come to you for help. But yet they allready know everything. SO why come to me in the first place ?

The prognosis doesn't look good I'm affraid. The doctors don't think dad will regain the use of his limbs. And are afraid he won't regain speech either.