ramos

I don't mind cooking. Just don't like dealing with picky arse people

I don't really miss that crap though

When I was doing the chef thing. We used to keep 50 gallon pots of beef and chicken stock on at all times

Same thing as beef boullion. Condensed beef stock

I still am yet to here a commercial for the shelor show on the radio

Gimme turkey anyday

Or should I say gumming a pastrami sammich

Makes me think of sweaty old men sitting around smoking cigars drinking stale beer. Gnawing on a pastrami sammich

Couldn't tell ya . I can't stand pastrami yuck

It's all in good fun though

She didn't really jump, more like a slow hop

I have never seen so many wrinkles in my life eeewwwww

Hired a 70 y/o burlesque dancer to jump out of a cake at his 30th birthday

No, I went off to miami. And she went to WVU

I hired a male stripper for his bacheleor party.

We have been friends for so long. There pretty much are no limits between us

I got to get to know people real well to find out the best pranks. Got to know the limits of what I can and can't do

So Yeah, he deserves it

He had her so convinced she wouldn't talk to me

Many moons ago, he told my girlfriend at the time that I told him I was gay

The whole time I was wondering why somebody repoed my car when it's paid for

Had me calling banks and towing companys for a couple hours.

Took my car and parked it down the road one day. Told me someone came and repoed it.

He deserves it, The phucker superglued the bathroom door shut on me one day. Took me ten minutes to get it open

Gotta let him sweat for at least a week.