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Too young for me anyways, all that shaking would probably give me a heart attack.
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I don't....err nevermind
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I get to meet new people ????
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Yep, don't think jr. can make the trip just yet
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Tis amzing what one gleans out of a 100 plus pages of crap
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It's ti double guh er , what's happening
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I joke around with them. Told her I try to keep her laughing so she doesn't stomp a mud hole in me
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Hey I see mommy guru is back
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Also call him before I go to thier house. Just to make sure they aren't fighting or something. The last thing I want is her throwing the refrigerator in my direction
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If for no other reason than to keep her on my good side.
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I've told her many times. If I ever get rich and famous. I will hire her to be my bodygaurd
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She's big enough to be mistaken for a wall in the alley
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I would be afraid to run into her in a dark alley
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His wife is like 6'2" and built like a tank.
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Don't really think I would want any dealings with the kind of woman that would find a tractor sexy
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He's married to cro magnan woman
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We didn't see anything thank god, Just heard. He laughs about it now cause it was funny as chit
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All in good fun of course
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On his 21st birthday. Myself and a couple others took him to southern exposure. we got him good and liquored up. I talked to one of the dancers, paid her a little extra to give him a lap dance. So she walked over, started doing the grinding. Got him all hot and bothered. Then leaned over and whispered " Ride me you pot belly stallion" in his ear. He immediately stood up, knocking her off his lap into the floor. And hollered " Ramos, I'm gonna kill you"
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When I was a wee tot. We used to take turns spending the night at each others houses. While at his house one weekend. We were up all hours of the night watching movies. I went to the bathroom which was right next to his parents bedroom. I heard grunting and groaning coming from thier room. I went back and told him that I thought his parents were going at it. He said shut up, thier watching a movie. I told him didn't sound like a movie. he kept telling me to shut up, they were watching a movie. I let it go. Later on we went to raid the fridge. As we walked by his parents bedroom. WE both heard his mom shout out " RIDE ME YOU POT BELLY STALLION " I was instantly rolling. I still remind him every once in a while just to keep him on his toes
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Did I ever tell you guys the pot belly story ?
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He has had a rough life with me around I tell you what