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I was getting a little intoxicated, and I think I made her mad though:)

I let her for a while

One of the moo cows came and sat next to me at the bar and started flirting

I was nice though

It's a pretty good sign you shouldn't be wearing it

If your clothing requires help, and or power tools to put on

If they make you turn blue from lack of circulation

Tight jeans are not sexy

A fooking circus tent could end up looking like a thong

With an arse that big

The thong and hip huggers may not have started out life that way

Of course judging by the size of these two

DO NOT WEAR A THONG AND HIP HUGGERS.

Also if your arse is wider than your shoulders

But I have more common sense than to run around in a speedo

I'm a fat person myself.

Stay the hell out of the spandex section

If your stomach is bigger than your arse

Should be a law against fat people wearing chit like that.

More chins than a chinese phone book

More rolls than a french bakery

Or should I say lack of clothes they were wearing

Other wise they would have realized they were WAY to large to be wearing the clothes they were wearing.

Also saw a couple women that don't have lights or mirrors at thier houses evidentaly

His would look like daisy dukes on her though