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We all have an accent. Mine tends to get worse with alcohol ingestion

This isn't bad compared to some previous prankings

That's what makes it so fun.

I expect swift and brutal retalliation

More power to him if he does. This is just one rung, in the ever growing ladder of pranks we have pulled on each other over the years.

Speaking of signing forms, I have the worst hand writing in the world. My mom says judging by my hand writing, I should have been a doctor. My dad has the same chitty hand writing, mom's looks like caligraphy. The one time I decided I was going to try and forge one of thier signatures. I tried mom's. Don't know wtf I was thinking. Took the teacher all of two seconds to drag me up front so she could call my mom.

Bossman's back, he still looks happy. So all is still a go

I wired a back up beeper in my eldest sisters book bag years ago. Used a mercury switch so everytime the book bag got tilted the beeper would start. Twas funny, she didn't think so. But everybody else did

Mom wouldn't mind actually. I have installed at least subs and an amp in every car she has had for the past 20 years. Basshead mom ftw

Nnnnooooooo not me. I wouldn't do something like that

Western sizzlin had to put speed bumps in at the buffet line just to keep up with them

Watching them at a buffet, is like watching cattle graze.

And if you ever met my sisters ( pray you don't ) you would understand the moo cow

It's actually about the same price here.

Also have to get our receptionist something for mothers day. She's like a mother to all of us

Told him to bring me a cup back

Uh oh's bossman is gonna run down to punjabs for some coffee

I want to go camping here shortly, trying to find a different place that I haven't been

Sorry captn canada, that's the last I will speak of the forbidden place

Damn shame really, I remember when I actually liked that place.

I think I'm done with crapaudio.com . Tired of argueing with morons.

For some odd reason, I don't think they would find it as funny as I

THinking of hiring a male stripper, they both should like it

Got to get something for my sister and faggot inlaw's wedding anniversary as well. It's coming up next saturday.

And don't think I wouldn't do it