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Would need a locking cover to keep my moo cow sisters away

Actually my mom and dad want a jacuzzi. Been thinking about that as well

That would be my younger brother, he could go if he wants. But he must take his daughter too

Come to my house and expect me to cook them dinner

Fook **** chit, they ain't my mama

My sisters are complete bishes come mothers day. They expect me to give them something as well

The rents' are old, they like that kind of thing

See you around my brother

I'm thinking of sending them to a shallet in pigeon forge for a couple days

Want to do somethng different this year

I was a chef in a former life time , she get's to eat my cooking all the time

As he's the baddest mother I know

Told dad yesterday I was going to give him a card for mothers day as well .

Trying to decide what to do for mammy on mothers day

wonders how far he can throw a cd

np The damn soundtrack to oh brother where art though. Wait till rook turns his back.

Confucious say Hearing voices in your head is normal, answering them is not

confucious say madness does not always howl, Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying. " hey, you got room for one more ? "

confucious say Genious is one percent inspiration, 99% perspiration. Which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad

Feel a smoke break coming on

confucious say man who stand on toilet, high on pot

Confucious say Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly fingers

Confucious say success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running bish

Even if it requires me babbling endlessly for hours by myself

I have made it my personal goal to push the ihop WAY past the thread