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Brian Fantana <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Champ Kind.

Brian Fantana

Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?

We have a saying in my country - the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Wait, Jim, please tell me this is some kind of sick tasteless joke.

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What are you doing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Big deal! I am very professional! Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You are not a man. You are a big fat joke! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You are a smelly pirate hooker! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You look like a blueberry! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, you have bad hair. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What did you say? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I said...your hair...looks stupid!

What are you doing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Big deal! I am very professional! Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You are not a man. You are a big fat joke! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You are a smelly pirate hooker! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You look like a blueberry! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, you have bad hair. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What did you say?

What are you doing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Big deal! I am very professional! Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You are not a man. You are a big fat joke! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You are a smelly pirate hooker! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You look like a blueberry! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, you have bad hair.

What are you doing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Big deal! I am very professional! Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You are not a man. You are a big fat joke! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You are a smelly pirate hooker! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You look like a blueberry! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

What are you doing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Big deal! I am very professional! Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You are not a man. You are a big fat joke! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You are a smelly pirate hooker! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You look like a blueberry!

What are you doing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Big deal! I am very professional! Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You are not a man. You are a big fat joke! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You are a smelly pirate hooker!

What are you doing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Big deal! I am very professional! Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You are not a man. You are a big fat joke! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir!

What are you doing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Big deal! I am very professional! Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You are not a man. You are a big fat joke! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

What are you doing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Big deal! I am very professional! Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You are not a man. You are a big fat joke!

What are you doing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Big deal! I am very professional! Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman!

What are you doing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Big deal! I am very professional! Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.

What are you doing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Big deal! I am very professional! Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

What are you doing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job.

What are you doing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history.

What are you doing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story.

What are you doing?

Excuse me

only need 5 people to do that <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 3000 is a little much for 5 people, though it certainly can be done... I'd do more, but my fudgein' DSL gets slow when you get to the bottom of the page... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I only have stupid Cable FTL