///M5

Something fucked up happens everytime you come over

And yes, fuck cottonwood trees

Wait, not those but these:

Should probably put these in storage too

Might just grab the F250 diesel and git er dun

Sucks because tomorrow I am supposed to go and get the boat. Wife asked if we could use her Volvo, lol. It does tow 4960lbs which would legally fit what Malibu says my boat weighs almost. They list the boat at 4200lbs + trailer...however mine scaled out at 6870lb. WTF???

Changed transmission fluid. Now at 5500rpm's my transmission says FUCK you and jumps out of gear slamming the motor into redline. Scares me so I let off and it shifts instantly. Acting like it is low on fluid. My dipstick tube is fuxored so its possible. Added 2 quarts more after realizing it'll only fluff and won't hurt a 6L80. Still does it If dead it will be the third time in my life I change fluids on a transmission and it dies VERY quickly after. Hopefully in this case it is something dumb like a shallow filter instead of deep or the like.

Had to get the hole stretched first

Begging for me to put down the 3' dong I was porking her with and give her some real meat.

The amount of begging was hard to say no to

Wire from the block should go to something that is directly metal on metal to your frame though. Easy to get to in that truck...

Sort of like the one on the left. Gross

Yer mom isn't

I'm banging your mom

What does said bolt go to?

it

You type a word here and I'll spell it

Just like sex on a canoe that i actually enjoy

and one of my heated seats is not working .... Troubleshooting FUN

Depends on what sort of wireless. I know a ton of people. Founder of Accumetrics is whom comes to mind with that request, but there may be better depending on what it is.

I realize it is an anti-beer, but it still has gluten

I thought you couldn't have grain?

Or an 11.

I'd rather have a 12 than a 13. First year for something new is a big fat NO. Seriously.

That is impressive