A man is at work one day when he notices that his male co-worker is

wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally

conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in fashion

sense.

"Yo, Bob, I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Oh, yeah, sure," says Bob sheepishly.

"Really? How long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in our bed."

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