Posted October 8, 200420 yr Defense Attorney:> > >> What is your age?> > >>> > >> Little old Woman:> > >> I am 86 years old.> > >>> > >> Defense Attorney:> > >> Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?> > >>> > >> Little old Woman:> > >> There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm> > >> spring> > >>evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down> > >>beside> > >>me.> > >>> > >>> > >> Defense Attorney:> > >> Did you know him?> > >>> > >> Little old Woman:> > >> No, but he sure was friendly.> > >>> > >> Defense Attorney:> > >> What happened after he sat down?> > >>> > >> Little old Woman:> > >> He started to rub my thigh.> > >>> > >> Defense Attorney:> > >> Did you stop him?> > >>> > >> Little old Woman:> > >> No, I didn't stop him.> > >>> > >> Defense Attorney:> > >> Why not?> > >>> > >> Little old Woman:> > >> It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner> > >> passed away some 30 years ago.> > >>> > >> Defense Attorney:> > >> What happened next?> > >>> > >> Little old Woman:> > >> He began to rub my breasts.> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >> Defense Attorney:> > >> Did you stop him then?> > >>> > >> Little old Woman:> > >> No, I did not stop him.> > >>> > >> Defense Attorney:> > >> Why not?> > >>> > >> Little old Woman:> > >> Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I> > >> haven't felt that good in years!> > >>> > >> Defense Attorney:> > >> What happened next?> > >>> > >> Little old Woman:> > >> Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and said to> > >> him..."Take> > >>me> > >>...young man...Take me!"> > >>> > >> Defense Attorney:> > >> Did he take you?> > >>> > >> Little old Woman:> > >> Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!" ....and that's when I shotthe> > >>little> > >>bastard.excuse all the arrows...it was forwarded to me..wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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