blonde joke..

A young blonde woman in Shreveport was so depressed that she decided to

end her life by throwing herself into the Red River.

She went to the Texas Street bridge and was about to leap into the frigid

water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the

bridge, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to

live for." I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow

you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every

day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll

keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh

start in Europe would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From

then on, every night he brought! her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit,

and they made passionate love in the boat until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the

captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an

arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a

trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Isle of Capri Casino

boat, and we never leave Shreveport."

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