A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer

> > > > >lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range

> > > > >from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.

He

> > opts

> > > > >for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.

> > > > >

> > > > >He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on

and

> > > > >model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's

> so

> > > > >sheer

> > > > >that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the

modeling

> > > naked,

> > > > >return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."

> > > > >

> > > > >She prances down the stairs and stands in front of her husband.

The

> > > > >husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at

least

> > > > >iron it!"

> > > > >

> > > > >He never heard the shot.

> > > > >

> > > > >Funeral on Thursday

> > > > >

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LOL ... that's a good one.

- Steve