Posted March 19, 200520 yr This is a true story.An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her carshe found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She droppedher shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the topof her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of thecar!"The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ranlike mad.The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags intothe back of the car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken thatshe could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, andthen it dawned on her why.A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spacesfarther down.She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station. Thesergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men werereporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, lessthan five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a largehandgun. No charges were filed.wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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