Posted September 1, 200520 yr A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and seesthis HUGE black guy standing next to him.> The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says,> "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound left testicle, 3pound right testicle, Turner Brown."> The white man faints and falls to the floor.> The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guysays, "What's wrong with you?">> In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"> The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give> you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7> feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my> left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3> pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.">> The small guy says, "Turner Brown!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you> said, "Turn Around"!wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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