December 6, 200519 yr <-- missing the joke<{POST_SNAPBACK}>have you ever seen Super Troopers?<{POST_SNAPBACK}>yes.
December 6, 200519 yr Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans." Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans? Rabbit: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
December 7, 200519 yr Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.[into mic]Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.[to Farva]Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dipa-size your meal for 25 cents?Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents and look how much you get.Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.Farva: I'll just take a litre o' cola.Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Literacola? Do we sell literacola?[to Farva]Dimpus Burger Guy: What's a literacola?Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for
December 7, 200519 yr Author Alright meow. Hand over your license and registration.Your registration ...Hurry up meow.There somethin' funny here boy?Well then why you laughin' Mr. Larry Johnson?Alright meow where were we ...Am I sayin' meow? Don't think boy meow now do you know how fast you were goin'?Meow what is so damn funny?Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinkin' milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice?You stop laughin' right meow.Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one.No buts meow. That's the law.Not so funny meow, is it?Meow.
December 7, 200519 yr Author How 'bout we uh pop a couple Viagra and issue tickets with raging mega-huge boners !?
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