April 7, 20169 yr 53 minutes ago, Tirefryr said: LOL! No pucking problems for me. **OWNED** LO fucking L!
April 8, 20169 yr Listen up, listen up! Here we go It's a fucked up world A fucked up place Everybody's judged by their fucked up face Fucked up dreams Fucked up life A fucked up kid With a fucked up knife Fucked up moms And fucked up dads It's a fucked up a cop With a fucked up badge Fucked up job With fucked up pay And a fucked up boss Is a fucked up pain Fucked up press And fucked up lies Well, Lethal's in the back With the fact of the fires Hey, it's on Everybody knows it's on Hey, it's on Everybody knows it's on Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Fuck" Fuck's just a word And it's all fucked up Like a fucked up punk With a fucked up mouth A nine inch nail I'll get knocked the fuck out Fucked up aids From fucked up sex Fake ass titties On a fucked up chest We're all fucked up So whatcha wanna do? We fucked up me And fucked up you You wanna fuck me like an animal You'd like to burn me on the inside You like to think that I'm a perfect drug Just know that nothing you do Will bring you closer to me Ain't life a bitch? A fucked up bitch A fucked up sore with a fucked up stitch A fucked up head Is a fucked up shame Swinging on my nuts Is a fucked up game Jealousy filling up a fucked up mind It's real fucked up Like a fucked up crime If I say "Fuck", two more times That's forty six "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme
April 8, 20169 yr Howdy Ho! The Virgin Mary was sleeping When Angel Gabriel appeared. He said, "you are to be the virgin mother," And Mary thought that was weird. [Mary said, "I'm not a virgin I blew a guy last year"] But then, Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear: ["'Cause you can suck all the dick you want] And still be a Virgin, Mary. [You can suck all the dick you want,] And still not be considered flawed. [Though, Mary, you went to town, and sucked some semen down,] You're still still a virgin In the eyes of god!" There was no room at the Inn When Mary and Joseph did arrive. They were so very tired, you see, [and Mary had to offer him a bribe.] Said she had no money, [and they had no place to sleep.] Gabriel appeared to Mary, And told her not to weep. ["'Cause you can suck all the dick you want] And still be a Virgin, Mary. [you can suck all the dick you want] And still be the mother of Christ. If there's no room at the Inn, then it's not considered a sin [to suck a dick to get a room for free!"] That's right.. And three wisemen did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such. They said that they had followed a star, And missed a woman's touch. [Mary thought that she might pleasure them, But could not take them to bed.] But, again, Gabriel appeared to her And this is what he said... ["You can suck all the dick you want,] And still be a Virgin, Mary. [You can suck all the dick you want,] Everyone in the nation. [Fellatio ain't no sin, So go and blow those three wise men!] And you'll still be a virgin, ['Cause there ain't no penetration!"] [You can suck all the dick you want,] And still be a Virgin, Mary! [The donkey, or the ox and the lamb] And even the little drummer boy. Folks will remember your name quick! [They'll say, "Damn, that bitch can suck a dick"!] ['Cause sucking dick] Brings peace on earth and joy. ['Cause sucking dick] Brings peace on earth and joy. [Mary, you can suck my dick!] [laughter]
April 8, 20169 yr 1 hour ago, sandt38 said: National beer day! Drinking a Mokah right now! Can't get Mokah in Kansas....
April 8, 20169 yr https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/field-company/the-field-skillet-lighter-smoother-cast-iron/description Interesting
April 8, 20169 yr 1 hour ago, MKader17 said: Can get it an hour away in Missouri bit who goes there? If you're talking about Pappy, we have it around here too. What age are you after? J
April 8, 20169 yr Came home today to a tree full off bees. Thank god my brlife ther and his wife told me earlier in the day. Called my old neighbor who have a honey farm, and he came and took most of the scouts away. There had to be an easy 2000+ bees when he showed up. Well a few hours later the foargers showed up by the hundreds. So for the next few days I'll be going through the vet place next door. J
April 8, 20169 yr 7 hours ago, Godsmack said: If you're talking about Pappy, we have it around here too. What age are you after? J I was talking about Southern Tier Mokah. A delicious heavy beer
April 8, 20169 yr I was talking pappy. I want awhatever can be found that isn't second hand pricing. A $50 bottle sells for hundreds at the second hand market.
April 8, 20169 yr http://www.theindychannel.com/news/local-news/state-trooper-fired-for-proselytizing-on-duty Surprised he wasn't fired for this already
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