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  1. -Jason-

    Need some help with options - Fi BTL 18

    Where did you read the recommended power is 1500? And if you have the time, i'd wait for the new 3500D. If not deff stick with Sundown.
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    SAZ-3000D SUPER SALE!

    x2 :bigclap:
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    Cardinals FTW!

    No no... don't even try that
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    BTL

    Glad you like it. Got any pics?
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    BTL

    I have a quick question regarding the BTL's. My original plan was to get a BTL and run on a 3000D but i don't have enough money right now but i need something. Its killin me!!! So my question is, would it be fine to get a BTL and run it off a 1500D for the time being till i get the money for new alt.,bats. and the 3000D of course lol( With gains set and everything) And when i say would it be fine, i mean more of will it sound good, compared to a correctly powered BL? P.S. - I understand the box is alot of it. You don't need to remind me
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    Hello SSA!

    I kinda skipped this part at first, but better late than never! Just though i'd make my "official" welcome thread L Im looking to learn from everyone here at SSA, and just from the last few days i can tell it's a great community! So, hello everyone :bigclap: - Jason
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    BTL

    Got the answer i needed. Thanks for the help.
  8. That is insane Looks amazing. Keep up the great work Steve.
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    Truly Epic

    Figured everyone would enjoy a good laugh! I know i definatly got one Probably one of the funnest stories i've ever read. Enjoy! When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination. I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have a digestional disorder that sometimes cause my chit to become large and quite solid while still inside me. I wasn't aware it was a treatable problem and, in fact, just thought everyone had to deal with the equivalent of anal kidney stones. I bring this up because I had a mighty one which had been loaded into the gun for several days. Let me set the scene. Her parents are away. We have her house to ourselves. She was always a little kinky so she demands we do it in her parents bed. I walk in to a candle holocaust. She's been working on this all day apparently, and its as bright as high noon in there with the lights off. Which is good, because she proceeds to do a sweet, sexy little dance for me. At 16, she was AMAZING. For those of you who never experienced a female at that age, I pity the fool. Now I'm sitting on the bed, watching this dance. I smile and tell her how good she looks. Unfortunately, most of my attention is focused on the dull throbbing from my sphincter and the large amount of intestinal discomfort associated with not dropping duce in days. But somehow I still get hard and we go to town. She starts out on top, then we switch. I bend her over the bed, and I even smack her ass (a ballsy move at the time, but she loved it). Due to my built up distraction, I last for what seems like FOREVER. She can't stop moaning and telling me how good it feels, and then she says what every man wants to hear "I want to make you go in my mouth." I fudgeing love women. So she goes down on me. She was always average at best in the head department but at least she tried. She pops my dick out of her mouth long enough to look up at me and say "tell me if you like this". Then I feel it. She stuck her finger up my ass. My brain hits the panic switch and every muscle in my entire body locks up tighter than a three year old virgin. But its too late. I take a massive, PAINFUL, PAINFUL chit, all over her parents comforter. No, you aren't understanding. I mean large. Huge. IMMENSE. Take your largest chit and multiple it by forty-two and you'll have an idea of what flew out of me. And gents, when I say flew, I don't mean "I pooped." I mean "projectile". I mean "hurricane force winds hitting an umbrella stand". And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark brown, smelly harpoon. I know it hit her. I didn't see it. She ran screaming "OH MY GOD OHMYGODOHMYGODEEEEEWWWWWWWW" but I always imagined that, due to her position, it hit her right in the chin. Or at least the tits. I would like to say I got up to go after her. But I heard the bathroom door shut and I just lied there. The smell hit me after a few seconds. It smelled like someone rolled a cat in piss and threw it into a tire fire. I looked down and saw, to date, the largest bowel movement I've ever heard of laying on the bed. Then I noticed the blood, and when I did, I noticed the pain. Apparently the fact that it was so large caused it to rip my ass a little bit (thought I was bleeding from the inside. This little doctors trip the next day is what taught me of my condition). There was a small pool of blood where my ass had been. A final reminder of the exact place and moment I lost my virginity. I will treasure this memory for all my days. I grab my chit with my hands and go to the downstairs bathroom. I throw around 1/3 into the toilet and flush, fearing any more will clog it and only add to my already significant woes. I stand there, holding 2/3's of my biggest chit of all time, feeling a trickle of blood flow down my leg, trying to ignore the sharp pain stabbing my rectum. I find myself wishing I had a photo of this. Anyway, I finish flushing my baby, clean off my hands, jam toilet paper between my cheeks (I skipped the bandaid) and went upstairs. I could hear my girlfriend sobbing from behind the bathroom door. I decided not to say anything to her and just keep moving. The smell in her parents room was abysmal. Its like when you take a crap and walk out of the bathroom you think "hey not so bad today," but then you walk back in to grab your magazine and go "HOLY chit!". It was one of those moments. The scene is burned behind my eyelids for all time. My life. My shame. My very first time smelled like a pile of dead babies. I quickly got dressed since the heat from ten thousand candles was making the room feel more like a port-a-potty. I was aware enough to grab the comforter on my way out and drag it downstairs to their washer. Also the top and bottom sheets since the blood had leaked on through all the way to mattress. Still no sign of the GF but at this point I considered it a blessing. I jammed in the washer with 3 loads worth of detergent and set it on spin, knowing that not even the hand of God would save these linens, let alone Tide and Snuggles. Then I left. I avoided my GF's calls for days until she came to my house. We had a long talk about what happened. Talk being synonymous with "breaking up with me because I chit on her". And it was all over. She promised not to tell a soul and I don't THINK she ever did. She was probably as ashamed as I was about the whole deed. But I will always this happening as the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. * Note: This was taken from another site *
  10. -Jason-

    $450 budget

    Ha yea I was just saying there's really no point if he's only gunna be getting around a 1k amp or so. Look at the BL's if that's your budget.
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    $450 budget

    Well with that price range on an amp, it's going to be tough to find one that will power the BTL. Who know's though maybe you can find a deal.
  12. -Jason-

    Hello SSA!

    Fi site. Edit: I had actually known about SSA for awhile now, i had just never made a name. But i felt it was time lol
  13. -Jason-

    12"BTL or 15"BTL

    It still doesn't leave very much room tbh...
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    12"BTL or 15"BTL

    You might want to measure this out. Thinking about it and i don't see it fitting with ease. If you do decide to do this, it's going to be a touch build
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    Tahoe Help

    I need some help with ideas. Please note i have very minimal knowledge with subs,amps,etc. My brother is getting a 2007 Tahoe and he mentioned that he wanted a system so i figured it would be a great gift. I was wanting to get 1 BTL 18" & Rockford Fs. amp. If anyone could please help with what specific amps, etc. i need, it would be GREATLY appreciated. A cost estimate would be great too. I had been looking at the T10001bd and T1500-1bd Power Amps but i figured you guys would know a little more than i do. Also, im expecting him to run it daily 1k+. If any additional info is need please let me know. Thanks again! Edit: Looking now, would the BL 18's possible be a better choice?
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    Tahoe Help

    Will do. Can't argue with that. Hope it will sound good
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    Tahoe Help

    Hey Rob, What would be peak power on the BL's? Peak power means nothing. Peak RMS Power however gets over 1500 watts in the right enclosure, if you want more power get a BTL. I would but i dont really have the money to get everything the BTL would require.
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    Tahoe Help

    Hey Rob, What would be peak power on the BL's?
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    Tahoe Help

    ye the bl's would be fine. your still going to need the wiring kit, and no capacitors arent really any help. and as for the amp that sounds good Ok then i think that's what im going to do. I'll let you know if i need help with the box,etc. Thanks again for the help!
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    Tahoe Help

    After reading your post, im starting to think the BL's would be a better choice. With this in mind( 1k ), how's the T10001bd sound now? Also, with this would i need to think about a capacitor as well? I really appreciated all your help by the way.
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    Tahoe Help

    Ok well let's just say he runs it at 2k daily. What all would i need to get him this system?
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    Tahoe Help

    What could come by running it under 2k?
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