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Today my youngest Step Daughter Spencyr had a baby boy. His name is Dustin Emory Michael Fayard. He weighed 7 pounds and 11 ounces. He was born at 1:31 P.M.

Alright, it's an old joke but i haven't heard it in awhile until a girlfriend just used it on me recently. When i heard what she said my jaw dropped to the floor i was so shocked. She timed it perfectly to catch me having fun and totally off guard. Anyhow, you may have heard it before or not, but i wanna try and use it to pick-up chicks at the bar so tell me what you think. The joke goes like this... You simply look at a person who is standing more then a few feet away from you and motion for them to come over by you with your finger. When they get there you say, "Do you always cum when i finger you?". So that's it. I want to go to the bars and use it as a pick-up l…

Well, sorta. My friend told me about a '70 Chevy C10 pickup that a buddy of his was selling for $500, so I figured while I had a little extra money I'd pick it up and have something to play with It's got an Olds 455 big block motor in it, rebuilt Holley 600 carb, new water pump, new distributor/wiring, new fan. She's not very pretty to look at right now but that'll change once I get it running well... I'm having trouble getting the engine to start for one, the guy told me it ran fine but I can't get the thing to run for more than a few seconds before it dies. Also, the entire brake system needs to be replaced (master cylinder, lines, shoes, wheel cylinders) as do the tr…

Okay, so as the title says I need to pass a drug test for work... so i can buy more audio equipment I have to drop on June 1st, the last time I smoked bud was at a party on May 22nd. I only smoke on the weekends, and its a lot. I'm around 6ft 130-140pounds I need some tips/tricks/products/etc to help me pass! I am unaware of the test that will be givin. Thank you!

Well, i just got power back after 2 days of no power from the winds of Ike. One of my pc's PSUs is fried. Another one of my pcs is having random so called software crashed. A 5.1 amp in my room is completely fried. My KVM switch is damaged. My 51" TV is completely fried. One of my surge protectors is fried. Everything that got damaged was on protectors?!?! This just goes to show you that protectors are somewhat worthless. My ps2 was wired directly into the all and it's fine... go figure. So far, repair costs are about $800-1300.

What an interesting night......on my way to my gf's house when i looked up a little to late to notice the turn.....hit an embankment at about 80 and rolled 3 times.......both doors were on ground and i had to crawl out my back window which had busted out i walked away with a scraped knee and a bruised ear...... 5/5 on hondas safety!!!!! pics will follow tomorrow as i go to the junkyard to salvage what i can from my baby

Jus kiddin' bro..... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! :gift: :gift: :gift:

Enjoy, but not toooo much!

Well ive had the handle blackgeltabs since I was 16, needless to say I've grown out of that name and I am pretty much embarassed by it now. My Canidates MagsRgod - My IM name SandsOfTime Fonzi - A nickname of mine Parallel_Concepts I could honestly careless what my internet handle is, Im open for suggestions. I am a huge Philosophy buff so abstract names usually strike my taste.

Just pulled out this nose hair that's been driving me crazy. Made me sad though and I cried

Cars that is... This was brought up in another (non-audio <gasp>) forum. I had to think on it a while. How many cars have you had? Now, this'll be easier for the younger end of the forum members... for the rest, a guesstimate will do I supppose. I started around 15 1/2 yrs old. In order, as best as I can recall: 85 Camaro 2.8 86 LTD wagon 302c.i. 87 Olds Calais 89 Olds Calais 82 Olds Cutlass 307 c.i. 86 Aries wagon 85 Olds Cutlass 90 Dodge Shadow 88 Cougar 92 Geo Metro 91 Thunderbird 302 c.i. 89 Olds Cutlass 94 Grand Cherokee (miss her) 99 Grand Am Gt * 02 Trailblazer * 90 Mustang Bought the 'Maro during the summer of being 15 yrs old. I just turned …

Had to go pick her up with the low rider. 73" Classic 96 box. Triple Bay. <3

i dunno if its the damn hot weather or cuz im sick, but ive gotten a couple nosebleeds lately and i havent had em for years. i reaaaaallly wanna go work on my a-pillars but this is gay. how do u stop nosebleeds? my mom told me to run cold water over my nose and forehead. other times i just hold my nose. right now im lazy and wanna go work so i shoved TP up my nose. TIA.

We final got our new T-Shirts in! Its the first design of many to come. We actually have a big enough following that people requested we make shirts! lol Let me know what you guys think of the shirts and little website I designed for them. Only a temp setup for now. I used stick guys because My partner Luke and I are known as the Black Tie Guys. So we use stick guys on stuff sometimes. People seem to like it. lol 1. 2. 3. 4. Temp website for the shirts is: BTP T-Shirts - Home

Any one see this cartoon, It's hilarious, and people get decapitated, stabbed, jabbed, ran through, dismembered, hands and feet get cut off. All while cursing Best anime cartoon i've seen in a min. So good i'm downloading all 26 episodes right now, and each dl is about 150mb. Shall put on dvd/s after im all done.

so i was looking in the free section and as do daily.. and i found what i have been looking for..... a single 15 inch sub box... great.. so wait theres more! the ad went on to say that it was tuned to 32 hrtz and he built it him self and it was painted.. and he WOULD not give it to somone who did not know what to do with it ..... perfect....... so i email the guy and i go to his house... and he gives it to me... and i open my back hatch and his jaw drops.. we talk real quick.. and he tells me have you heard of assendant audio and of course.. he then tells me he has a atlas and thats what he ran.. wow! thats great.. he says yeah my friend tryed to use it and messed …

I am purchasing this home and it has a bridge as the front portion of the driveway that goes over a small lets call it a creek. In the pics you can see that the right wingwall is broken off the approaching abutment. The bridge is solid concrete and not sure what era it was built. Property started being lived on in 1900s and then house rebuild in 85 and then updated in 93. I have drove over the bridge in my town and country and other than the scrape from the dip had noticed no "bowing" or "softness of any kind. I just was wondering if anyone does this kind of work with wingwalls and abutments.

Tomorrow I SHOULD be able to qualify on the M9 or 9mm pistol the Army uses..........maybe one or two other things too........I'll have some pics taken of me shooting and such...........Hoping for a 40/40 paper silouettes, 25 meters..............standing squatting and laying down......... J

Happy Birthday! Hope you have a good one brother.

just wanted to see what yall are up too we are throwing a new years part at my pad this year,anyone in the general areas invited(Hemet,Riverside CA. area)

Lol @ Vito getting caught in the gay club.

Am i the only one having trouble getting on to the CA.com forums?

Happy birthday Lance!!

have a name? I have a 1988 Chevy Blazer and it is affectionately title "Teh Pig" your turn oh and I just popped the domestic sections cherry with this virginal thread

I was thinking about getting two color-tone leather seats to replace the crappy cloth in my car. Is it worth the trouble? or will it burn my butt off in the humid/hot weather in Louisiana? I was thinking maybe either two toned perforated leather or leather with suede insert... Right now they are offering 599 for the basic leather (+30 for two tone, +25 shipping, +85 for suede or +35 for flat perforated inserts) from http://leatherseats.com/ until Nov. 1 or 679 after.