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does anyone have this song? realm vid could you send me a link of where to get it on the net or possibly send it over msn?

> > We always hear "the rules" > > From the female side. > > Now here are the rules from the male side. > > These are our rules! > > Please note these are all numbered "1" > > ON PURPOSE! > > > > 1. Men ARE not mind readers. > > > > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. > > You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. > > We need it up, you need it down. > > You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. > > > > 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon > > or the changing of the tides. > > Let it be. > > > > 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. > > And no, …

I'm wondering if anyone here is a red cross certified life guard. I have 3 year BSA certification and CPR & First Aid certification. I'm growing tired of the monotony of repairing computers and working with my father. I have connections at the local pool but you have to be Red Cross certified. What I'm asking is, what are the major dificulties in red cross certification? Past learning the saves properly and the hours of treading water while learning them, BSA is pretty simple in my opinion. Except the whole 1 mile per day 2.5 mile on the last day, swim thing. But I elected to do that, it was not required. I would have a $1 per hour pay increase and I would be doing s…

Today was a good day. When I was at work my mom called and said I got a big envelope from USF. When I got home and opened it I found a letter saying I'd been accepted. USF is no Yale/Harvard/Princeton...or even a UF for that matter. But they have a decent science department (tossing between a chem. major and physics major). I

Had some Disaronno earlier, now working on a margarita... Turned 21 last october, and slowly but surely getting my liquor cabinet built up

"You were saying something about good intenetions?" "Mine's the wallet that says 'bad mother fudgeer' on it." "If he shows up in Indo China I want a ^#$$%*^ watin in a bowl to pop a cap in his ass". All Pulp Fiction "I am Jack's colon. I give Jack Cancer. I kill Jack." "Look at the braces wrapped around the ashtray. Might make a good anti-smoking ad." "The final rule of fight club is 'if tonight is your first night you have to fight'" Fight Club. And last but not least the guessing game quote for a digital cookie (from a fav movie and a fav quote) "May the wind always be at your back The sun shine down upon your face And May the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance w…

if you have a ton of posts and you don't want to loose them due to data lose, I can manually alter them so you will get credit for them, you deserve credit for them. let me know round about where you where at before the big crash. POST 'EM UP

I need some help with some spam bots over on 2.1.7, does the new version have better registration protection?

i need to get in touch with Godsmack can anyone help?

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so i am no longer able to afford my 2003 dodge neon, so its time to sell that and get something cheaper well i am between 2 cars right now, one is a 1999 ford ranger with 144k and nothing extra. no carpet, vinyl bench seats, 5spd, thats about it. the other car is a 1997 ford contour, GL i believe, has power everything, auto, and here's the shocker, it has 244k.... well first off, i am only getting this car to last me about 2 years, until i graduate college, so it needs to be able to last that long.. the contour has pretty much everything new except internals, it has a new battery, new tires, new alternator, new water pump, new radiator and hoses, used transmission with 8…

Would anyone be able to photoshop the wheels on this car in these colours: Flat Black Graphite Bronze Gold Thanks

It's from the Chithole, but it's well worth the read if you're in the mood for a good laugh ... This has had me literally laughing out loud all night ... Laughing so hard, in fact, that I had to force myself to stop laughing because I was in so much pain ... It's funny as it is now, but it was even funnier before the edits ... http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=177931

Basically I'm on a diet of -Basic carbs: Bread, Rice, Pasta, Salad -Protien: Peanut butter, poultry (in small ammounts), Fish (broiled or grilled, no fried) -Vitamins: Banannas, pills -Medacine: Lots of IBprofien and last but not least A hell of a lot of water (5 litres today), gatoraid only after a run and tea and coffe in small ammounts. No red meat, sweets, or loaded sanwiches. I better brake 18:00 I'm shaving my head if we go to state.

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well to day my boss saw this guy back in to my car. while trying to parallel park bewteen mine and my bosses. which there was NO room. my boss was pulling a car around, saw it happen, pakred in back got out and yelled for me to come out. so the both of us ran up to my car. and this old guy was still trying to park! wtf!!. and i actually WATCHED him back in to my bumper again! WTF! we were yelling for him to stop the whole time!, and he just kept on going. i almost jumped in between the cars too!. did the whole police reporte thing, luckily there is minor damage, just some skuffs, to be buffed out, but the bumper flexed in a lot though Hopefully the paint will be…

Well the other day I was talking to a friend about music and he said he was selling a couple of his drumsets ( kid has 3...... ). Anyways I asked him how much/brand/etc. Anyways he sold me this: it's a gretsch u.s. maple with a pearl maple snare. I don't care for the stands but I'm changing those soon(probably dw stuff). Cymbals: Sabian aa regular hi-hat, zildjian a custom 16" brilliant crash, Sabian 21" hh raw bell dry ride, and Zildjian 18" china. The hi hat stand is missing the piece to open and close the cymbals but I'm about to buy a new stand anyways, one that works with double bass pedals(2 feet instead of 3 feet). Came with a tama iron cobra double bass. …

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2004 350z with 29k. Just over 300hp with some simple bolt ons. Im more than a little excited! Driving to Dallas Friday to pick her up. Selling every piece of car audio i have tho. Oh well!

I am not sure if anyone has seen it before but Evenflo, the baby products company, does a competition every year where photos of babies across the country are submitted. People can vote for the baby they feel is the cutest. The winner receives a scholarship towards college tuition. So if you don

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but yea ive gotten bitten by a spider, and with CBFrymans request the pix: this is my arm after the the infection took place and AFTER the hospital: this is the night the doctor cut the hole in my arm: all bandaged up **note the next couple pix are kinda graphic** that red thing in my arm is a gauze takin the gauze out today: all out! nice and clean replacing the gauze: alll done!

Gimme some of your favorite songs from the hair metal era. J

Just wanted let you guys know i am the co owner of a t-shirt company... Feel free to check us out if you need some car club stuff or whatever... Site is in the sig.... Jon