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Hey guys, I'm looking for feedback on this ad, honest feedback please.. what would you think if you were looking for a company in this line of work? would you call me? what should be changed? what is your first thoughts? anything is helpfull!!! Professional Turf Installer From Football Fields to Frontyards

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Hey guys my dad is in the market for a 4wheeler and asked me to ask my friends what are some good brands. He has about a 4500 budget no more. Needs to be 4wd, auto or manual doesn't matter. Used is fine, and it needs to be more for mudding and riding trials not really trying to set the new land speed record (a.k.a raptors )

A man with a speech impediment goes into a nut shop, and the first thing he notices is that the guy behind the counter has the largest nose he's ever seen. The man with the speech problem quickly turns his attention to the merchandise and asks, "Ess-tues me, sir?" "Yes?" replies the clerk. Tould you tale me how mutsh your pisstasheos arr?" "Pistachio's? They're $6 a pound." "SSit!" The tongue-tied guy goes back to browsing and then asks, "Welp, how mutsh arr your aahhmons?" "Almonds? They're $7.50 a pound." "SSIT! tas pensive," replies the tongue-tied man. "Welp, how bout your pikanns?" "Pecans? They're on sale today, they're only $4.50 a pound" "Welp, Ssit. Just di…

wellcome back Lord Baccus... good to see you around again....

where can i find a good place to download free tones for tuning and playing.. .maybe some warbels and waves... and lastly some bass music....... i had some from relem of exusion.. damn i cant spell... looking for a new spot beam me up scottie

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Having some issues installing a MLA Pro Series module. Looking for some help from someone who has experience doing this before. Willing to chunk you some change for help with it. Let me know.

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5742511123&rd=1 okay, he cares about the people.....thats good....so do i.....but maybe he cares a little too much....

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=...ideoid=12497954 its liek hes using the force

I need a short audio related video translated into English. If anyone on here can speak good French, please let me know.

does anyone know the name of this song?....if anybody does please tell the name...it sounds like paul wall with someother foo

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deer santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what y…

What am i supposed to expect? i'm really hoping to place. What music should i play/tones? i have a fi bl 15 in a 4.5 cuft box tuned to 32 hz a sundown audio 3000d at 2 ohms, big 3 in 1/0 wire and 1/0 wire to the amplifer this is my first thing so i'd really like some pointers/etc i drive a 95 lumina 4 door

Seen it done on other forums, and it would be cool to have it here but we'd have to hurry! I would love to set it up, but I am out of town for work and I don't have the spare time sadly. If we get a lot of people wanting to do this I have a VERY nice reference that will help whoever takes the responsibility on setting it up. Of course, it would be for members that have been around awhile so we don't risk scammers getting in. I will help whoever sets it up as much as I can. It would be set up something like this; E-mail whoever set this up, include the following: - Real Name - Real Shipping Address - SSA Name - List of a few things that will give your Secret Santa a …

I was looking through the for sale section rules and I didn't see anything about doing a raffle. Are they allowed on here? And would anyone be interested in a raffle for my kinetik hc2000 if I posted one up when I get 25 posts? I was thinking like 20 tickets at $15 per ticket...

I feel like i have looked high and low, and still dont know what i want to do. I want to be able to enjoy it, and still make 60 grand+. I am willing to do 4 years of schooling. I just want to be sure what im going to be busting my ass for will be worth it. Any ideas or suggestions will be greatly appreciated. thank you guy.

Giraffe lays on the floor and sleeps. Bartender says "oi whats that lion there" Farmer says "oi thats no lion thats a giraffe". Your welcome.