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Giraffe lays on the floor and sleeps. Bartender says "oi whats that lion there" Farmer says "oi thats no lion thats a giraffe". Your welcome.

Having some issues installing a MLA Pro Series module. Looking for some help from someone who has experience doing this before. Willing to chunk you some change for help with it. Let me know.

Home stereo !!! i could only imagine what the wifey would say if i attempted this build.... can you fellars imagine this being done again, with today's technology? hope you enjoy it, i did. chop

Hey guys my dad is in the market for a 4wheeler and asked me to ask my friends what are some good brands. He has about a 4500 budget no more. Needs to be 4wd, auto or manual doesn't matter. Used is fine, and it needs to be more for mudding and riding trials not really trying to set the new land speed record (a.k.a raptors )

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A man with a speech impediment goes into a nut shop, and the first thing he notices is that the guy behind the counter has the largest nose he's ever seen. The man with the speech problem quickly turns his attention to the merchandise and asks, "Ess-tues me, sir?" "Yes?" replies the clerk. Tould you tale me how mutsh your pisstasheos arr?" "Pistachio's? They're $6 a pound." "SSit!" The tongue-tied guy goes back to browsing and then asks, "Welp, how mutsh arr your aahhmons?" "Almonds? They're $7.50 a pound." "SSIT! tas pensive," replies the tongue-tied man. "Welp, how bout your pikanns?" "Pecans? They're on sale today, they're only $4.50 a pound" "Welp, Ssit. Just di…

Talking about Gucci's "I cook" on the lows. Thanks!

Cannot believe we don't have a topic by now. Anyway, who is following it, and if so who are your rooting for. As I have for every single one of my 32 years, I am rooting for the MD Terps. They play the first round game against Houston tonight at 10:00pm est. Which is 23 minutes away. Cannot wait.

wellcome back Lord Baccus... good to see you around again....

My local guy, Jim apparently made it into a mag...? BEFORE CLICKING THE LINK... BEWARE OF THE ANNOYING MUSIC THAT YOU CANNOT TURN OFF, also, the site is pretty damned lame. I don't visit very often, LoL http://www.autogoboom.com/ Anyone get the mag? I cannot find anything on google... I remember that car well.. LoL, "Team Wicked" locally.. anyhow, Happy worked on that Civ for about a year. eh Nick

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=...ideoid=12497954 its liek hes using the force

I need a short audio related video translated into English. If anyone on here can speak good French, please let me know.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/bar/3126182348.html hahahahahahaha dudes tryin to trade ONE random ass tire for kicker subs lol WTF haha good laugh here

Romanian Woman Thief Hid Mobile Phones In Her Vagina April 18, 2005, 2:23:14 Romanian police searching a woman suspected of theft found her hiding a mobile phone in her vagina. They made the astonishing discovery after dialling the number and hearing a muffled ringing coming from somewhere under the woman's skirt. A witness said he had alerted police when he saw Ruxandra Gardian steal the phone from a customer in a restaurant. Police questioned the 34-year-old and were about to let her go when the witness suggested they ring the phone to determine whether she was hiding it. On dialling the number they heard a sound coming from under Gardian's clothes and took her to poli…

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Billy Graham had just finished a tour of the Florida East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur felt like he didn't have much of a choice, so he got in the back of the limo and Billy took the wheel. He turned onto I-95 and accelerated to about 75 MPH. WHAM! The blue lights of the State Highway Patrol flashed in his rearview mirror. He pulled over and a trooper came to his window. When the trooper saw who it was, he said, "Just a moment, please, I need to call in." The trooper radioed in and asked for the chief. He said, "I have a REALLY importan t pe…

I didn't notice anyone make a thread about it and I know the day is technically over but I'm drinking and I haven't fallen asleep so this still counts!!!

does anyone know the name of this song?....if anybody does please tell the name...it sounds like paul wall with someother foo

how can i have negative messages?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5753294386&rd=1 S18XSP=spair Read the fine print, he's selling just the SPAIR...its up to $300 "Retails $800" Maan I should make another ebay ID and rip people off.

i think some filthy cocksucker took my snap on screwdriver battery charger... i cant fucking stand a thief. i NEEEEED it,.,. its my most used tool.. fuck.

deer santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what y…