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I was starting to worry... Yesterday CA was down, The day before it was SIn, Today SSA? The end is near....

Anyone having problems getting the home page? I can't check my freaking email! Idiots. :4123357f3da0f6e125a54:

Kern County California police drove this car for 1 week before an officer noticed what the graphics company employee did on the passenger side of the car. The employee did this on his last day working for the graphics company before he retired.... at least their honest... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ZIPPERS Q: What's the difference between a woman's zipper and a man's zipper? A: When a woman unzips her pants, her brains don't fall out. CAREFUL Eva is talking to her best friend. "I have to be damned careful not to get pregnant," Eva says. "I thought your husband had a vasectomy," her friend says. Eva replies, "He did!" I'M DEAD An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me." Why not?" he asks. She answers back, "Because I'm dead." The husband says,"What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another." She says, "No, I'm definitely…

So who is still in college or graduated from college recently? What are you majoring in/got your degree in. How did you pay for it? How long did it take you or plan to take you?

yep..she's abeaut!! not too expensive, but fullof quality and soon to be full of 185g sjhp's..hehe wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

So... as the world turns, a very good friend of mine is returning to college in the search for more good ole edumacation. As a result he is selling me one of his babies.... More to the point, is anyone aware of a couple of decent Mustang forums? Primarily late Fox-Bodies (86-93). By decent I mean: SSA > CA > SD > etc... Thanks... Nick

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5742511123&rd=1 okay, he cares about the people.....thats good....so do i.....but maybe he cares a little too much....

Well unfortunately last night I was involved in an accident after leaving my girlfriends house. Well as I was turning left onto a semi-busy street, I ended up re-ending some old lady in a Toyota Camry. Comes out to be there was a dog that ran out in front of a Toyota Tundra, which in turn stopped, which made the Chevy Tahoe behind it stop, which then lend to the Toyota camry slamming on its brakes, where in turn I didnt stop at all. So why didnt I stop. Well after i turned I looked down to see what had fallen off the seat(not suspecting anything to be stoping), and then bam re-ended the lady. It no more than a spilt second after i looked down. Funny part is the accident h…

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks > her husband to stop the car There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the > road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. > > It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take > it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?" > > He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it." > > "Where shall I put it to get it warm?" > > He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there." > > "But what about the smell?" > > "Just hold its nose." > > T…

Woohoo. Drink a beer for me. I am drunk already. Goodnight, Alex

here's to u having a great one!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:slayer:

Hey everyone....I have been out of the scene for quite awhile now, and haven't been able to even look at car audio for around 3 months. Somehow, I snapped a cam boot in my engine, so I won't have a car for next season. Also, I'm moving out of the house and won't be able to get on the internet until some financial problems are solved. So, anyone may be able to get ahold of me through email... ([email protected]) if I ever have the chance to check it. Hopefully, I can get a new DSL modem for my birthday next Saturday, but even then I won't be able to be on for quite some time, so I hope every one has a good season in 05' and does well in the lanes. Jon Morgan

Happy Happy Happy New Year's to everyone!! I hope that 2005 will be better for you all by leaps & bounds!

here's a few Ray family Christmas pics.... that's Skeeter^^^^ our spoiled baby cat that's Joey....our "i think i'm human" cat sugar, the akita..."this is my boy" guard dog. yeah..that's Damon with her Damon, Snickers and his pocket rocket...like my "gorilla" slippers... Snake, haven't figured out a good name for her yet..she's a burmese python that's almost 3' long and a little more in diameter then a quarter. i saved her for getting killed as the previous owner didn't want her anymore...that bowl is a cereal bowl... a little better pic of Snake...i just fed her a few days ago, so she's real grumpy about being handled. but she likes to bath...hehe close up of Snak…

just wanted to see what yall are up too we are throwing a new years part at my pad this year,anyone in the general areas invited(Hemet,Riverside CA. area)

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh, no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on…

Alright a kid and his gradpaw went out to work in the hay feild early one mornig, and they worked till about 11:00 that morning and the gradpaw pulled a nice cold beer out of the cooler and started drinking it, then the boy said "grandpaw, boy it is hot out here can i have one" and the grandpaw says "well how do i know if you are old enough" and the kid says "well how do i know if i am old enough" and the grandpaw says "does your d!ck touch your assho!e" and the kid says no it sure dont, so the grandpaw says well then you arent old enough to have one. So later on that day about 3:00 in the afternoon the grandpaw pulls out his can of copenhagon and takes a chew, and the bo…

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was having a pee and this bullet came out" replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was having a pee and this bullet came out". Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains wha…

Last night I was browsing through the PopSci that came... for whatever reason I picked up on one of the lil ad's in the back of the mag. www.Amazing1.com Very interesting stuff for sale there.... 30" Tesla Coil plans for $10? Ion Pulse Gun and/or plans... EMP plans... Am I the only one that finds this just a lil scary but at the same time want's to order a crap ton of plans?? Eitherway, very interesting stuff... basic electronics and applied physics alike. Nick

<tumbleweed> Been awfully quiet round these parts... A little too quiet, if you know what I mean.... </tumbleweed>

SSA, Best Wishes For all your Familys this Holiday Season Hope all have a Merry Christmas and A Blessed New Year From the Powerbass Family

I dont know if you checked ur messages or not, but i was wonderin if you could fix the internal amp on my HU. its a pioneer deh6400.

Have you ever walked into a room and just thought to yourself, "What the fudge were they thinking when they came up with this ?" I know I do everytime I walk into my local Wal-Mart's bathroom and see 2-3 guys cocks while they're taking a piss because someone decided men don't need privacy. Yup, the door opens at a 90 degree angle the to the urinals. Did I mention you're also visible to everyone walking down the shoe aisle ? Awesome planning ... Then I head on over to the largest store in town, The Real Canadian Superstore, but I ate McDonald's at Wal-Mart and suddenly need to go to the bathroom. I run over there clenching my ass cheeks together only to find out that t…

A local priest and a pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and showed it to each passing car. One driver who drove by didn't appreciate the sign and shouted at them, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" All of a sudden they heard a big splash, looked at each other, and the priest said to the pastor, "You think maybe we should have just said 'Bridge Out' instead?"