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This movie was absolutely hillarious. I love all of the satire about the liberal media. The Film Actors Guild (F.A.G.) and Sean Penn's description of iraq before we were there, was just hillarious. I would suggest that everybody see this: for one it is hillarious, and many of the things are just crazy (puppet sex scene); and it puts this crap that the media spews out every day into a whole different perspective. It excells as a comedy, and as a satire. Even if I wasn't as informed about politics as I am now, I still would have found it hillarious, but that extra knowledge just made it so much better. Definately a must see, cough up the $7.50 (or the buck o' five[see th…

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Every time I go there nobody is there. Is there a certain time people go there or do just not a lot of people use it?

My kids learne a new lesson today. The VCR will not play DVD's no matter how many you put in.

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A young blonde woman in Shreveport was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Red River. She went to the Texas Street bridge and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the bridge, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for." I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a f…

Questions that really need answers... 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" 2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." 3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? 5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane? 6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? 7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the roo…

How to impress a woman: Cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, wine and dine her, care for her, stand by her, support her. How to impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer. lots o'beer...hehehahahahehehaa wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Well, I decided to do it, and it was simple. I read this article and figured, if a big news site says its real, its gotta be, right? I did the ancestry.com offer, and I gave them my CC info, and got credit right away, then called 1800-Ancestry and talked to the guy and cancelled right after. So how bout you sign up with my referral link, and I'll give you 5 bucks or sumthin? It's painless I promise I already have 1, I just need 4. I'll let you know if I eventually get it. Sure beats the hell out of spending 300 bucks. P.S. You can get a 20 gig one now.

A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes." Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted 50 cents, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life. Two feet away was another machine with …

You are at the wedding... You are a total Diva.. The best dress, a perfect hairdo... You fall in love with an invited guest... You get secret looks the entire night... On the dance floor, he's by your side constantly, &he dances like a God... You are the couple of the evening... The anticipated moment has arrived for all single women... The bride is about to throw the bouquet... You are first in line, in a strategic position... Once there, you wait for the right moment... You look at him sensually, and with your eyes you tell him. If I catch the bouquet........ I Will Marry You! And then, the moment you've been waiting for... The bride throws the bouque…

How refreshing! Just when you have lost faith in human kindness ...... Someone who teaches at a Middle School in Safety Harbor, Florida forwarded the following letter. The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch, as a door prize, and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all human kind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today! .. see her letter below: Dear Safety Harbor Middle School : God bless you for the beautiful radio won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted…

Defense Attorney: > > >> What is your age? > > >> > > >> Little old Woman: > > >> I am 86 years old. > > >> > > >> Defense Attorney: > > >> Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? > > >> > > >> Little old Woman: > > >> There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm > > >> spring > > >>evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down > > >>beside > > >>me. > > >> > > >> > > >> Defense Attorney: > > …

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back. So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girl friend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back." semper fi! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

A guy from Canada walks into a bar in Arkansas, and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pityful Yankee from up north. The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada." The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?" The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?" "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals." The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us!" hehehahahahehehhaha wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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This is a great example of "Did I say that out loud?" This actually > >happened at Harvard University in October last year. In a biology class, > >The professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen which > >gives the sperm all the energy for their journey. > > > >A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're > >saying there > >Is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?" > > > >"That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical > >info. Raising her hand again, she asked, > > > >"Then why doesn't it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the …