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A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a very large jar behind the bar. It's filled to the brim with ten-dollar bills. The man guesses, there must be thousands of dollars there. He approaches the bartender and asks him, "What's up with the jar?" The bartender tells him, "Well, you pay ten dollars and if you pass three tests then you get all of the money." "What are the three tests?" "Pay first. Those are the rules." So the guy gives him the ten bucks and the bartender adds it to the jar with the other bills. The bartender says, "OK, here's what you have to do: "First, you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once AND you c…

Is there a time line set to where I cant edit my posts after a while. I had pictures in a post of mine and reorganized my photo account breaking the links, then went to edit to reconnect the links but cant.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious >>nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he >>wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even >>seen her naked. >>One day, as they drove >>down the freeway, >>she remarked about his >>slow driving habits. >>"I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For >>every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I"ll >>remove one piece of clothing. >>He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. >>He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. >>At 60 off came the pants. >>At 65 it was her bra and…

whos in Colorado? im looking to meet people in colorado, to talk about builds and learn from, im in G-town (GREELEY) if you dont mind ??s, and are welling to help me learn my name is Samuel my cell # is 970-599-4197 look forward to meeting you

Made a small sig bar for slap box/ssa.. just supporting SSA, bad ass forum. Been surfing it for a while, didn't join til Feb.. but I been on CA.com/ROE/CAJ.. etc.. all those forums. Just supporting.

Anyone watch that show on OLN? Dude gets put in some remote place for a week and he teaches you about survival and stuff. I've been watching it for a whole now and can't skip over it when it's on

I dont think he has been active for quite some time but either way Happy Birthday!

have ssa looked into getting a shoutbox? I think a shout boX would be a very good asset for the site..........................

I have never seen a Hot Air Balloon up close so I went to a Balloon Fest to check some out. Here are a couple videos I made with my Droid phone, if your interested I can post more. I have a 21 minute video clip of the eagle balloon from the time it was flat on the ground to fully inflated and flying tethered to to 3/4 ton trucks. Here is the Monkey Hot air balloon and the Eagle Balloon can really see the Eagle that good from this vid. Here it the crew inflating the Monkey balloon and lifting

Raptor Performance

Merry Christmas everyone!! Hope everybody has a great Christmas!!

Everyone should go check out googles home page! henrich hertz's birthday is today!

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back. So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girl friend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back." semper fi! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

It's worth watching in 1080p.

iPad fail

so what do you think guys, this or my rims?

Anyone have a ps3?

I'll be in Joplin this weekend (Saturday March 7) spending the night and would love to meet up with folks for a cold one, wings and some stories. Any takers? Come on fegs, let's get together!

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work. Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"

Just got back from their concert at my college (Grand Valley State University)....the best show I've ever been to in my life! My ears are still ringing...we were literally 5 feet from the band. I got a few good pics. I'll post up in a little bit. I met the band afterwards; they're cool guys; down to earth and not full of themselves. They were more than happy to sign posters (that they gave out free before the show). I was just wondering if anybody else has heard of them...they're a local band that's been gaining popularity pretty quickly. If you haven't heard of them, I suggest taking a listen to them (www.myspace.com/popevil).

Damn bro, you were working hard today!

I am not sure where to put this, so i guess general makes the most sense. I ran a bulk upload to my gallery, trying to load maybe 20 or 25 pics or so. It took quite a while, then I had a ton of error codes pop up. About 6 of the images showed up, but nadda for the rest. So i tried to upload 6 more... Same thing. So I went to try to load a single pic, and guess what? Yeppers, same thing. This time though, I copied the error. It seems for every pic i try to load I get the same error, so this is for one, double it for 2, triple for 3, etc... Anyhoo, here it is: Warning: imagecreatefromgif(/home/soundsol/public_html/forum/uploads/gallery_watermark.gif) [function.imagecreate…

So i submitted 3 beats to see if they liked them so i could become a member/producer there, and i got accepted. Most of you probably don't know the site, but if you're interested here's my page, just got in today: http://www.musicplacements.com/profile_view.html&id=8583