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i'm not gonna leave them up for too long cuz photobucket can only allow so much linking of images. :4123357f3da0f6e125a54:

I guess they didn't like hosting my porn. Oh well, at least I don't have to pay for my premium account anymore. Imageshack FTW!

Everyone should go check out googles home page! henrich hertz's birthday is today!

Justin I hope it's a good one bro, wish I was there to celebrate with you. :woot: edit: and I'm an idiot I didn't see jay had made a thread......someone delete this plz b/c I don't know how

Take a quick half hour to watch this video, sign the petition if you agree with the cause, and whatever else you're able to do to get this known or to help the cause.. Share it on FB, other sites you frequent, anywhere to get the name out. I believe this is an interest we should be concerned with, nobody would want their children taken from them to be used like this. http://s3.amazonaws....012/kony-4.html

http://forum.soundillusions.net/showthread.php?t=51709 not getting much a responce...figured id try it in other bords...any help wouyld be great, thanks... PS 100th post here i think im no longer a noob... i think...if im no...shwate...if i still am...well this ranking system sucks on SIN its like 20 posts and on AF its like 50 posts...100 is a lot... PSS i love smileies...

NOW!!! lol... More people should sit there and wait for people to show up... I am in there right now.

How refreshing! Just when you have lost faith in human kindness ...... Someone who teaches at a Middle School in Safety Harbor, Florida forwarded the following letter. The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch, as a door prize, and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all human kind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today! .. see her letter below: Dear Safety Harbor Middle School : God bless you for the beautiful radio won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted…

A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes." Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted 50 cents, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life. Two feet away was another machine with …

Hi there what do u think about Russia and russian entertainment web-portals? tnhx

I was starting to worry... Yesterday CA was down, The day before it was SIn, Today SSA? The end is near....

So i submitted 3 beats to see if they liked them so i could become a member/producer there, and i got accepted. Most of you probably don't know the site, but if you're interested here's my page, just got in today: http://www.musicplacements.com/profile_view.html&id=8583

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ?????" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's Miracle Grow." now ya know the......rest of the story. hehehehahhahaha wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Found this on another site earlier...lulz!

Okay guys I already have my FULL system sitting in NY, subs, amps, componants, wiring, and chit thereof. Just need wood. I am getting told I'm pretty pucking retarded for wanting another set of wheels while home. I should instead use either my step dad's F-150 or my mom's Explorer. I am still unsure where exactly I am going to head to after being here. I was planning on either buying a decent moderatly priced used SUV or a CRX if I can find one around home. Anyone got any ideas, or opinions on this matter? Cause right now I'm stuck between my hatred of stock sound and love of a bass massage and reasonable spending of money. J

So, on my way to work today.. me and my co-workers were bumpin some "white girl." Unknown to us until we look closer at what is in front of us is an epic reproduction of what we were listening too, lol.. well metaphorically that is, hehe.

A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer > > > > >lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range > > > > >from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He > > opts > > > > >for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. > > > > > > > > > >He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and > > > > >model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's > so > > > > >sheer > > > > >that it might as well be nothing. I won't put i…

15 THINGS A MAN CAN DO AT WAL-MART WHILE HIs WIFE/GIRLFRIEND IS TAKING HER SWEET TIME 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest-rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares' . . and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in if …

Merry Christmas everyone!! Hope everybody has a great Christmas!!

A man was talking to his buddy, and said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling -- I'll see you in two hours!" wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

once upon a midnight dreary, while i pr0n surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of "hot sex slaves galore". While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, Suddenly there came a warning, And my heart was filled with mourning, Mourning for my dear amour. "'Tis not possible!", I pleaded, But my browser, so conceited, Remained blank, I then repeated, Just a blank and nothing more. With a scream, I was defeated, For my cookies were deleted, So i begged, no longer seated, "Give me back my free hardcore!" Then, in answer to my query, Through the net I loved so dearly, Came its answer, dark and dreary: Quoth the server, "404"

This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, huh?" She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep. A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?" wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I am not sure where to put this, so i guess general makes the most sense. I ran a bulk upload to my gallery, trying to load maybe 20 or 25 pics or so. It took quite a while, then I had a ton of error codes pop up. About 6 of the images showed up, but nadda for the rest. So i tried to upload 6 more... Same thing. So I went to try to load a single pic, and guess what? Yeppers, same thing. This time though, I copied the error. It seems for every pic i try to load I get the same error, so this is for one, double it for 2, triple for 3, etc... Anyhoo, here it is: Warning: imagecreatefromgif(/home/soundsol/public_html/forum/uploads/gallery_watermark.gif) [function.imagecreate…

It's worth watching in 1080p.