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Country superstar George ''The Possum'' Jones dies this morning quite a sad day. God bless his family, friends, and family...

I really like these... Never thought about them on an Astro, but I think they look sick. Id get the cargo van with no windows, and It would definately get painted a different color. Id lower it a little to get rod of the wheel gap, and I think these would look badass on it. What do you think? Or got any other rims that would look good on Astros for pretty cheap? http://www.tirerack.com/wheels/resul...03&autoModClar= Go to the top left wheel, the American Racing Vintage Torq-Thrust. Click the 20" button and click View on Vehicle. What do you think?

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My baby gave me an AWESOME father's day present. Got home from the meet rubbed Brenda's baby bump and I felt a light little kick from the baby. What a feeling. You dad's know what I'm talking about. You other guys have no idea what I'm talking about, you'll find out one day. Oh and Happy Father's day to all the dads!

Just figured I'd let you parents in on my latest endeavor, so you can save a buck and what not. My latest project has been to retail school and some office supplies via the internet at the lowest cost possible to consumers. A portion of all purchases will be donated to a school of your choosing! www.brainkart.com Thanks for your support all! There are about 216 products right now , with nearly 30 being added daily. I got some vids of my New FI BTL 15's coming soon!

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A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm in Texas. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leave…

There were these 3 midget brothers. They have lived a rough life, but always took pride in knowing that one of them had the smallest hands, one of them had the smallest feet, and one of them had the smallest pecker. They decide to try to get themselves in the Guiness Book of World Records. When they get to the office to show off their hands, feet and pecker, the president of the GBofWR calls them in one at a time... The first midget goes in and comes back out about 10 minutes later. His smiles tells the whole story. He tells his brothers that after some measuring, it was official, he would now be the world record holder for smallest hands. The second midget goes in and co…

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move. He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tire…

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?" He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she."

15 THINGS A MAN CAN DO AT WAL-MART WHILE HIs WIFE/GIRLFRIEND IS TAKING HER SWEET TIME 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest-rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares' . . and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in if …

A Texan is drinking in a Florida bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about about average back home, folks...like I said, my boy's a typical Texas baby boy." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW!" were heard. One woman actually fainted to sympathy pains. Two weeks later the Texan returns to the bar.The bartender says, "Say, you are…

So basically.... want to go to Virginia/ Virginia Beach with a lady for the New Year period.... Will be from December 28 - January 1 ..... Where are some good places to go? Where are the more entertaining/focus areas during this time period?? I'll be going by train, and most likely renting a car when I get down there .... Any suggestions on where to stay or places to go would be great! Thanks fellas!

A local priest and a pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and showed it to each passing car. One driver who drove by didn't appreciate the sign and shouted at them, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" All of a sudden they heard a big splash, looked at each other, and the priest said to the pastor, "You think maybe we should have just said 'Bridge Out' instead?"

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anyone here live in jville or around that part of florida?

I dont know if you checked ur messages or not, but i was wonderin if you could fix the internal amp on my HU. its a pioneer deh6400.

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Decided its time to charge. Slowly rising Checking stock. It needs serious love people

Happy New Years to all SSA members and their families. Hopefully 2014 goes good

were having a roda in chicago on the 6,7,,8th at the beach, i luv it. Capoeira

Thanks to those who did you know what for me. It was totally unexpected. Brought a tear or two to my eye when I opened the envelope. Thanks again Kent. "Thanks" doesn't seem like enough, and it isn't.