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You guys are gonna love this! I got this new microscope so i can do very fine and precise electronic repair. 3-4x magnifiers are pathetic for the work i'm talking about. I'm about to upload some pics for you guys so u can see what i'm talkin about.. I'll post specs about the distance and magnification strength by each pic showing how awesome of a scope this baby is... Oh, and you can get your own with a full flex stand as well... just search on ebay for 200x usb microscope. The strength is actually 211x but anyways, i'm gonna start takin some pics of it's strength- TEST SUBJECT - Speaker Wire

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The new classified system deleted the old for sale thread! Where can I find the old ones that were posted, I do not want to put a half hour into re-posting pictures and retyping all that information!

anyone know when season 3 will be on dvd?

NOW!!! lol... More people should sit there and wait for people to show up... I am in there right now.

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A man was talking to his buddy, and said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling -- I'll see you in two hours!" wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I was trying to upload some pics but ive been having a it of a prob. Can anyone tell me how it is done? Thanks

http://forum.soundillusions.net/showthread.php?t=51709 not getting much a responce...figured id try it in other bords...any help wouyld be great, thanks... PS 100th post here i think im no longer a noob... i think...if im no...shwate...if i still am...well this ranking system sucks on SIN its like 20 posts and on AF its like 50 posts...100 is a lot... PSS i love smileies...

I was wondering if there was any shops in arizona looking for full time help. Except heres the trick, im not certified. But want 2 get certified. I was wondering if there was a way i could get with a shop and either install or sell audio/video. Im very passionate about car audio and would love 2 do this for a living. Im outta high school so now my schedule is wide open. if any one knows of a shop that hiring then that would be awsome. thanks. really appreciated.

Picking up this new truck tomorrow, it's a 1997 Nissan Hardbody. It has 207,000 miles, with the optional Power Steering and Cruise Control. Just needs a few A/C parts and HID's and she's good to go. Buying a Pathfinder hood for it tomorrow, and possibly 18" 04 Nissan Titan rims. lol

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?" He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she."

Hello, I'm in the market for a decent camcorder. I don't really know what to look for so I'm coming here to ask. Right now I have a Nikon D60 DSLR which i take with me everywhere. The DSLR doesn't take video so i plan to take this camcorder with me all the time as well. What I will be using it for: mainly random videos when I feel like it should be recorded lol. Things like recording my system in my truck, family events, and other random stuff so maybe you guys know a camera that has really decent sound quality and great picture quality. So I guess i'd be asking for 1080p HD? As far as budget i'd like to stay on or under 350$. I appreciate the help and time =) Thanks!

This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, huh?" She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep. A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?" wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I would just like wish everyone and their families a Merry Christmas and happy holidays!!! I also want to thank everyone on here for all the help and advice you have gave me. Keep it up guys!! I can't wait for my Christmas present (Zcons) from myself to get here lol

my sister was in a wrecker yesterday.. and she foolishly let her insurance laps ... so now she is carless.. and moneyless for the most part...... so im looking for someone in the area that could perhaps find a deal localy on a small little car thats cheap and runs that i could buy her .. so that she can get to work and my nephew to school untill she is moved, to GA. long shot but figured i would ask.. thanks

15 THINGS A MAN CAN DO AT WAL-MART WHILE HIs WIFE/GIRLFRIEND IS TAKING HER SWEET TIME 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest-rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares' . . and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in if …

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ?????" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's Miracle Grow." now ya know the......rest of the story. hehehehahhahaha wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

could anyone give me some tips on why it take so long to load a video into photobucket and then after like 30 minutes at 47% it failed.... im trying a second time but could anybody give me some help ....thanx in advance

I have neon tubes under the dash on my 05 Camry LE. The switch for the tubes is mounted on the trim under my steering column. I want to move it and my wired remote bass boost to the spot where the ashtray is. I can not figure out how to get to that part of the dash. It doesn't pop off when I pull and I fear I will destroy it. I don't see any place to unscrew it at. Any ideas? Also, how about removing the guts of the cigarette lighter and putting the button part over the bass knob? You would twist the"lighter" to turn up the bass. I've see some turn their lighters into their push-button start, so i know my idea can't be that hard

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm in Texas. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leave…

Clear your PM's haha Sorry for who ever wasted their time opening this thread. I'm in the middle of an install and getting some 'live' help from Sean.

any one know any christmas songs that slap..? so when i roll thru town i can pound on some mad christmas songs