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The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for early retirement a bonus of $1000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer's got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000. The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000. The third one was a grizzly …

i had google earth for some time and i remember where it would show street views in front of a house... I upgraded to google earth pro several months ago and there are NO street views anywhere?!?! Anyone else notice this... the free version has more info than the pro version?

This would be for my youtube channel.....this is what it looks like now.... http://www.youtube.com/user/twistedchild420 (maximum 960px by 150px) I want my head shopped in the middle..... But i want my eyes whited out and glowing....maybe a lil electrical plasma coming out...kinda like static electricity With a subwoofer on each side of my head....these are the subs...i provided 2 pics...whichever has a better angle.. Also want Twistedchild420 going across the whole thing....moreso across the bottom...... The background should be dark and have static lighting going on it....some bright...some semi transparent...kinda like like lighting i guess....lol. This would be muc…

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I think ranting in a controlled thread will relieve some of our views on what we see every now and then.. I can honestly say i feel surprised when i can look at multiple forums in a single day and not roll my eyes at some of the ways people express things.... I was talking about this in the chat last night.. APPARENTLY.. there is a new wording fad going around right now that is so freakin annoying... Everybody has seen this.. so let me give us another headache by reading it again. I'm just gonna make up equipment so it doesn't look like i'm pointing fingers. 4 FI Bls VS Hifonics Sampson (8,000wrms) Well.. let's see, first off.. YOU CANNOT COMPARE THESE TWO PRODUCTS AS TH…

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i've been looking at getting Fi BTL 18" for my car, can i get it shipped to Australia or what? Cheers macca

Kimberly, (our middle daughter), had her tonsil surgery today, she had them and her adnoids removed. they were reported as being three times the normal size. it all went well however, she will be recovering for at least 10 days, the critical time in these surgeries is 7 to 10 days out, this is when the burns become scabs and begin to fall away, or tear away, and there is the most potential for a re-bleed, if this does occur, the whole process will be repeated, minus the removal of coarse. she is on simple diet of stuff that is cool and soft, but she has quickly learned that too much of something can be a bad thing. 5pm...... "dad, i am hungry"..... you want a pop cycle? …

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Just figured I'd let you parents in on my latest endeavor, so you can save a buck and what not. My latest project has been to retail school and some office supplies via the internet at the lowest cost possible to consumers. A portion of all purchases will be donated to a school of your choosing! www.brainkart.com Thanks for your support all! There are about 216 products right now , with nearly 30 being added daily. I got some vids of my New FI BTL 15's coming soon!

Okay it doesn't literally kill time, can't sue me. http://everythingtucson.org/lp/ Register account, login, then you can look for hidden text in images and guess, each one you get right is marked off. I'm thinking of other stuff to add (in similar way of figuring something out and inputting answer). Any thoughts?

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How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a se…

Hello, My son and his wife will have to replace their house air conditioner. Live in Mass. Typical 3 bedroom Split style. I'm trying to help them out a bit, but certainly no expert with this. Unit is very old now, and the type where the condenser is located outside, and the evaporator is mounted to the duct work by the furnace (hot air heating system). Before we call in some contractors, thought I'd ask you experts he Is Trane still considered the "best" brand re reliability, etc. ? I guess most important, are there any brands (or models) to stay away from ? Any thoughts on what to ask contractor, things to look out for, gotchas, etc. would be most appreciated. Thanks…

Check out this thread if you are in the area. Thanks, Eric.

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Can you all do me a HUGE favor and go like my Company's Facebook page? If I can get more like and stuff I will feel more motivated to push it more. Thanks in advanced!! Bassahaulic Productions Facebook

theres a uscaci event at Tinker Toys in beloit wisconsin on sunday, august 23rd. zac davis owns the shop and will be having a bunch of games for everyone to play and if u win u can win some free audio stuff! i woulda posted in the competition section but i cant start new threads there for some reason. it should be a lot of fun so everyone come!!