So I was on facebook earlier seeing what all the degenerates were up to, and this little icon on the side said something about a group for my college, so I click this shit outta curiosity, and it has sections for selling shit, trading books, parties, etc. I figure I could list books, and shit I don't need. Then I get even more curious when I see the section for parties. Mind you this is a community college that primarily consists of old people & gnarly skanks. So anyway, There's only three posts all from one dude: "Where's the next party?" "what's going down tonight?" "Where's the party at?" I laughed so hard. I almost felt bad for the guy--almost.