Godsmack

No thats what the dirt road or black towels are made for. J

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!1

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!1

My fourth amendment rights that at least two dozen of my family members fought and served their country for... Not to mention what I discuss over my phone ain't thier business. Freedom of speech.............thats not just in public but private too..............Which is what the phone is supposed to be considered!!!!!! J They don't care about your business. As long as your not into the business of crashing airplanes into buildings. I could see where this could possibly get out of hand. But being just a few years after a terrorist attack on our country that started from within the country I don't see it as a far fetched idea. You do realize how much it would take to filter through every call that everyone makes in this country right? I'm assuming there are "special" calls that they are after ( like convos that have "derka derka ammad gihad" in them) If you told your buddy you were speeding down I-10 at 175 or that your so mad at Patricia you could kill her. I don't think they give a crap. Its the CIA or whatnot we are talking about and they have bigger fish to fry, like terrorism Bro, No offense here, but spend 15 mths in Iraq then come talk to me about The govt. not caring abouyt my business. J

fuck an A matt ur bored as shit eh?

u bit ur dog's mouth.....................wow..............just wow

the sound stage and depth is really quite impressive in those recordings Sory the bass of the Sesame street themesong makes the 4 year olds cum like nobody's business

Time for more screwed up shit Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? A: Not being retarded. A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some Olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says "No, what?" The bartender screams "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, the little b*stard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "No, what?" replies the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to shit out that cue ball, he measures everything first." What is the Diffrence between a dead baby and a trampoline??? . . . . . . You have to take off you boots to jump on a trampoline. Whats the difference between a 7 year old girls ass and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't scream when you put ur meat in there What is the diffrence between a pile of dead babies and a corvet??? . . . . . . I don't have a corvet in my garage!!!!.. Why do I always keep a rotting deer in my garage? To cover up the smell of the rotting babies A pedophile and a little boy are holding hands and walking into the dark woods. The little boy says, "Mister, I'm a scared" and the peophile says, " You're scared, fuck, I gotta walk outta here alone." Really, that's about the only one I can stomach. Little Tommy is sitting on a long plane flight coloring in his coloring book when the gentleman sitting next to him tries to strike up a conversation by saying to him, "Young man, this is going to be a long flight, so maybe we could talk to each other to pass the time?" Little Tommy looks over at the gentleman and asks, "What do ya wanna talk about?" The gentleman explains," We could talk about anything, I'm quite knowledgeable in many subjects." Little Tommy says, "O.K. how come it is that sheep, cows, and horses all eat grass but the sheep poop out little pellets, the cows poop out huge floppy pancakes, and the horses poop out round clumps?" The gentleman clears his throat, smiles awkwardly and says,"Well, I uh... I don't know." Little Tommy says "Well thats just great. Why would I want to have a conversation with you about anything when, quite clearly, you don't know shit." Try the veal...its wonderfully tender...

Whats the best little kid pick up line? "Hey little girl, piece of candy, go for a ride?"

Fucked up...............but the 2 from my old Drill Sergeant are WAY worse IMO Q: Whats black and blue and hates sex? A: The 13 yr old tied up in my trunk Q: How do you make a 2 year old cry twice? A: Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. I know hella offensive and tasteless Q: What's the best part about having sex with an 11 year old in the shower? A: You can slick her hair back and she looks 9. Q: What's the best part about having sex with a 7 year old? A: Hearing her hips pop. WOW.................LOL.............sooooooooooo tasteless and yet...........i still laughed

Fucked up...............but the 2 from my old Drill Sergeant are WAY worse IMO Q: Whats black and blue and hates sex? A: The 13 yr old tied up in my trunk Q: How do you make a 2 year old cry twice? A: Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. I know hella offensive and tasteless

Wow............not only does he do automotive work, cook, and work his ass off he cleans too!!!!! J/P!!!! J The perfect wife! Nah the perfect wife its full blooded Italian too

I don't think Hillary Clinton as President would be a ton of fun........

Wow............not only does he do automotive work, cook, and work his ass off he cleans too!!!!! J/P!!!! J

yippy.......for nothing

Digital??? No Vinyl?

HMMMMMMMM hungry and I don't wanna cook and I gotta save $$$................thinking sammiches

Anybody got one hell of a hookup on high amperaged alternators? Could REALLY use it right about now LOL J

My fourth amendment rights that at least two dozen of my family members fought and served their country for... Not to mention what I discuss over my phone ain't thier business. Freedom of speech.............thats not just in public but private too..............Which is what the phone is supposed to be considered!!!!!! J

That thing moves some air......I'll say that much

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! almost done with my day......not that i really had to 'work' tho

Tom that .gif is jacked up man

Have I recently said how much I really despise about 75% of the people I know? J

Work Time!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lata Hop

I wouyld just like to say commercials nowadays offically suck ass