Penguin4x4

was wondering when someone was going to say that

titties

Women: you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up.

that's what she said

week 1, day two of a new 3/2 split I'm trying out Jackknive: 3 sets, 12 reps Cross Over Crunch: 3 sets, 12 reps Good Morning Darling: 3 sets, 12 reps Bent Over Lateral Raise: 3 sets, 12 reps Lateral Raise: 3 sets, 12 reps Front Raise: 3 sets, 12 reps So far so good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4gwtKbb1nE

Found a bottle of mezcal in the back of the cabinet with 3 worms in the bottom of it...dunno where we got it but its going down the drain

Someone need a truck with 170 gallon capacity?

I'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm I'm a runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb I am a world's forgotten boy The one who searches and destroys

And you may ask yourself What is that beautiful house? And you may ask yourself Where does that highway go? And you may ask yourself Am I right? Am I wrong? And you may tell yourself MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE?

I don't want to work I want to bang on the drum all day

good lord look at that swelling; try to keep it elevated as much as possible and you should be okay...fuck dude...

oops

Yup, probably something similar to when we caught Hussein (roles reversed, obviously) edited for clarirty

Whadda ya mean, I thought we already got rid of Dubya?

Same things were said when we got Hussein...I guess all we need to really capture terrorists is wait for reelection campaigns?

From Afghanistan, I hope. Iraq, doubt it. Well, balls

soooooo...does this mean we can bring our boys home?