Penguin4x4

so I'm washing my face in the bathroom, dog comes in wanting to play ball and she accidentally knocks the damned thing in the tub...hilarity ensued...she fucking hates that tub...hahaha

2 miles on the treadmill, weights and jackknives...finally starting to see some definition in the midsection area

Far be it from me that I should complain about a woman being "ugly" or "fat", heh *looks in mirror* damnit, broke another one *gets the broom and dust pan*

oh I still have it on my photobucket account

"If wanted to have sex with women who looked like 12 year old boys, I'd just have sex with 12 year old boys" I believe is the phrase? I believe my statement has been "Peng-ified" I saw an image on the internets a while back with that caption; no way in hell am I googling it though...

"If wanted to have sex with women who looked like 12 year old boys, I'd just have sex with 12 year old boys" I believe is the phrase?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4bJsIogkGk

Yeah the public officials know good and well nobody here knows how to drive in this type of weather My parents are laughing at you Texans.... Ain't the first time nor will it be the last

I'd hit that...repeatedly

Yeah the public officials know good and well nobody here knows how to drive in this type of weather

If you haven't already, I highly suggest checking out Dallas' and Houston's traffic cams...fucking hilarious shit...

Buffalo Trace and cola is sublime

classes canceled due to sleet, freezing rain, and/or ice in the forecast...works for me...

I thought you were selling her> Working on it; potential buyer is waiting for their yearly bonus check to arrive, fingers crossed

Did you buy it new? The E55 seems to have been in storage for most of its life so basically anything with a gasket or seal has dry rotted

That's what she said?

That's just the demo vehicle; all CTS-V models come with your choice of 6L90-E or Tremec 6060 transmissions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyHzhtARf8M Jon Stewart keeps saying that O'Reily is the most rational voice on FNC...scary thought...

Definitely the best pitcher I've made by far...mmm...