Penguin4x4

Disclaimer: Penguin4x4 has never officially raised children before. He has, however, babysat his young cousins countless times before.

I was being facetious about the smacking part. That only works in certain situations. Best advice for raising children I've seen is to raise them the same as dogs up until the time they go to first grade or so (the similarities between puppies and toddlers are fascinating).

smack them

Religulous = Blasphemous mockumentary of religion hosted by Bill Maher Fireproof = Evangelical yarn about a firefighter wanting to divorce his wife but decides not to movie theaters around me are typically a better deal than renting the DVDs

Not a single movie theater in the surrounding area is showing Religulous. All of them, even the podunk 3 screen one in a town of less than 4,000, are showing Fireproof. Coincidence? I think not...

Not sure I understand, if it is a reimbursement then it isn't income but a business expense which you do not pay taxes on. Not sure either, full article: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/03/p...y_n_131791.html

Saw a giant McCain/Palin sign outside the Planned Parenthood building today. Nearly wrecked the car doing a double take and then nearly pissed myself laughing. Wonders never cease...

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http://butcherboysnac.com/ oh god so good

http://www.gottabemobile.com/GBM%20Review%...ablet%20PC.aspx want... I don't care if it is an HP

woe is the plight of the polymath

I've always been slightly above average in just about everything. Not enough above average to stand out, though.

Always believe recruiters. NOT I knew they were bullshittin me when they said that I'm a "big guy". I'm only slightly above average if you can believe the statistics for human height in America Based on http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/ad/ad347.pdf

Always believe recruiters. NOT I knew they were bullshittin me when they said that I'm a "big guy". I'm only slightly above average if you can believe the statistics for human height in America

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http://defamer.com/5057835/david-lee-roth-...-solo-very-solo

I've been wondering this for a while, wtf is up with Boise St.'s astroturf? its like, nuclear

BLINGIY BLINGITY MOTHERFUCKER

Jacob is such a cock tease

I don't think that is possible