Acidburn

fake it I do not know where to get a quality one, nor do I want to put forth the effort to make one myself. I just don't care that much, everyones always 21 at my house. ya know... that could work very well in certain other situations as well.....

of course and there is one a whopping 10 minutes from my house. I just assumed they would be expensive. You suck I have to drive to West by god virginia for cabela's , or to NC for bass pro . They are building a bass pro in Richmond , but it's still closer for me to go to NC . there's a Bass Pro about 10 minutes from me as well

blue, orange, orange, orange, yellow, yellow

'morning Sean

omghi2u!!1

Isn't any plastic in one of my cars...

if you are early in the 3rd trimester and desperate for nookie, don't try to pleasure yourself with a ketsup bottle. the cap will get stuck inside. don't then try to fish it out with your toothbrush because you will rupture your membranes and induce labor........

"Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we?re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn?t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power." - P.J. O?Rourke

got about 14 mpg on that tank in the Camaro, not too shabby IMO

the weather out is perfect tonight I went out to get some gas and a car wash in the Camaro... ended up driving to downtown Phoenix and back on a bunch of side roads

good story James, sounds like a bunch of fuckwads

omghi2u!!1

fire it this way:

waiting on parts for it don't want to tear it down 'til I get the new ones in

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saw a 396 '67 Caprice today, 'twas sweet

how's it going Adrian?

will do when they come in

omghi2u!!1

orange, blue, orange, orange, yellow

If you are 13 and feeling....experimental....Don't use the dish hose from the sink as your ambassador to rectal pleasure. If you do, the spring-loaded handle thingy will open after you shove it up past the anus, making it impossible to get out. Furthermore, it will be difficult to explain to your step-father when he discovers you how you became 'tethered' to the sink by the dish hose. You'll have to have it surgically removed. And I'm betting nobody will volunteer to do the dishes ever again...

wow...

After you bring your 775 lb body to the ED with a foul odor from your rectum and upon examination (with one person holding up the left buttocks with all his might) a lost television remote is found abscessed inside your gluteal fold, by all means, ask if you can have it back because you were tired of changing channels with your cane and by throwing objects at the television. Really, there is no need to question just how or why the remote is there...

looks sexy