Everything posted by mrray13
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		Time to Leak SI Info....
		
		kewl, maybe one day one will find it's way to my house..hehe..it would be a nice christmas gift (my birthday is also in december, so 2 reasons to send me one..heh) thanks for the early info pony.. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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		Time to Leak SI Info....
		
		how much lower are the prices going to be on the SID2?? <--hehe, had too when is the 8 going into production? wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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		oops...NWS
		
		You are at the wedding... You are a total Diva.. The best dress, a perfect hairdo... You fall in love with an invited guest... You get secret looks the entire night... On the dance floor, he's by your side constantly, &he dances like a God... You are the couple of the evening... The anticipated moment has arrived for all single women... The bride is about to throw the bouquet... You are first in line, in a strategic position... Once there, you wait for the right moment... You look at him sensually, and with your eyes you tell him. If I catch the bouquet........ I Will Marry You! And then, the moment you've been waiting for... The bride throws the bouquet... He doesn't stop looking at you... You jump like never before to catch the bouquet... Your arms stretched out... Your hands open... And suddenly... OOPS!!!! hehe wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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		this is cute...read all of it..
		
		How refreshing! Just when you have lost faith in human kindness ...... Someone who teaches at a Middle School in Safety Harbor, Florida forwarded the following letter. The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch, as a door prize, and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all human kind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today! .. see her letter below: Dear Safety Harbor Middle School : God bless you for the beautiful radio won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. Thank you you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers,even when she was napping. The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I said kiss my ass. Thank you for that opportunity. Sincerely, Marianne Walker wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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		the little old lady
		
		Defense Attorney: > > >> What is your age? > > >> > > >> Little old Woman: > > >> I am 86 years old. > > >> > > >> Defense Attorney: > > >> Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? > > >> > > >> Little old Woman: > > >> There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm > > >> spring > > >>evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down > > >>beside > > >>me. > > >> > > >> > > >> Defense Attorney: > > >> Did you know him? > > >> > > >> Little old Woman: > > >> No, but he sure was friendly. > > >> > > >> Defense Attorney: > > >> What happened after he sat down? > > >> > > >> Little old Woman: > > >> He started to rub my thigh. > > >> > > >> Defense Attorney: > > >> Did you stop him? > > >> > > >> Little old Woman: > > >> No, I didn't stop him. > > >> > > >> Defense Attorney: > > >> Why not? > > >> > > >> Little old Woman: > > >> It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner > > >> passed away some 30 years ago. > > >> > > >> Defense Attorney: > > >> What happened next? > > >> > > >> Little old Woman: > > >> He began to rub my breasts. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> Defense Attorney: > > >> Did you stop him then? > > >> > > >> Little old Woman: > > >> No, I did not stop him. > > >> > > >> Defense Attorney: > > >> Why not? > > >> > > >> Little old Woman: > > >> Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I > > >> haven't felt that good in years! > > >> > > >> Defense Attorney: > > >> What happened next? > > >> > > >> Little old Woman: > > >> Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and said to > > >> him..."Take > > >>me > > >>...young man...Take me!" > > >> > > >> Defense Attorney: > > >> Did he take you? > > >> > > >> Little old Woman: > > >> Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!" ....and that's when I shot the > > >>little > > >>bastard. excuse all the arrows...it was forwarded to me.. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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		the soundsplinter family photo(s)
		
		i agree!!!! what UC is what u get..hehe U will C soon enough...lol UC, nothing may come of it. but maybe, just maybe, UC, it will?!?! that's all i'm going to say, which UC, is probably too much! i hope i don't get in trouble..hehe hehehahahaahahaheehehehahaha wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <----maybe one day he will return?
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		Sub Porn
		
		niiiiicccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! hehe wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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		the soundsplinter family photo(s)
		
		yeah, they sexy!! i like how mike put them on the white shag..they really stand out... by the way...the bottom two are the 10 and 12 rl-i's...the top two are the 12 and 15 rl-p UC is soon..... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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		Remember these?
		
		wow...i wonder what they(it) will get to before the auction ends?? they are in my watched items now..hehe wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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		the soundsplinter family photo(s)
		
		
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		I'm down to my last two choices
		
		the 12 hits low...i can't imagine how low those 15's are going to get...hehe u'll like...u'll like!! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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		Dear John...
		
		A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back. So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girl friend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back." semper fi! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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		Sub Porn
		
		bump this thread all u want!! lol but i all get is a red x... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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		arkansas...
		
		A guy from Canada walks into a bar in Arkansas, and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pityful Yankee from up north. The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada." The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?" The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?" "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals." The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us!" hehehahahahehehhaha wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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		I'm down to my last two choices
		
		sexy...hehe wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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		So I got to drive a 911 Turbo s
		
		well..u've nailed me..lol.... 12 pack of bud light and one bottle of homemade grape wine in fridge... 1 bottle of boone's strawberry hill wine and 1 bottle of absolut vodka in da cabinet.... kinda answers the question as to how i like both, huh? hehehahahahehehaha but for real, that's pretty damn accurate, only the beer corvette guys only drive c3's and 4's........1's,2's,5's and 6's cost too damn much...lol..they are driven by winevette'rs.. hehe wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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		I'm down to my last two choices
		
		44 pds huh? that's a heavy sumfemale dog...lol tr the old box..who knows?? maybe it'll work.. can't wait for da pics... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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		So I got to drive a 911 Turbo s
		
		and costs how much more? however, porsche is the one company i will admit to having a car equal too or greater then the corvette.... however in most cases, the corvette is extremely close to the porsche at a lighter price tag wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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		Woof
		
		uberwoofer for u too huh?? kewl... ummm...did u forget to mail me something? i haven't gotten anything yet...so i was just wondering.. oh and wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee You'll see it MONDAY guaranteed! awesome.... so when do u get ur uberwoofer?? i like the name uberwoofer...lol...sounds badass wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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		So I got to drive a 911 Turbo s
		
		awesome... pics definitely are in order!! porsche=germany's answer to the corvette......world class performance without sacrificing comfort.....of course the turbo s ups the ante and price some..lol wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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		I'm down to my last two choices
		
		awesome.. 34pds each..they outweigh treo ss 15's by about 12 pds... kewl...so where are the pre-install pics??? hmmmm?? hehe wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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		speeding..
		
		they are sent to me... i dunno where they come from actually... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee