Posted January 6, 200520 yr A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks > her husband to stop the car There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the > road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. > > It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take > it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?" > > He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it." > > "Where shall I put it to get it warm?" > > He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there." > > "But what about the smell?" > > "Just hold its nose." > > The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died > at the scene. brave, brave, stupid manwheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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