<- 5 day weekend... :eatitbrad:

Only a 3-day weekend here.....

But, I get to go to the largest car auction in the world, and see some of the most rare cars in the world Not only that, but I get to go for FREE (tickets = $20/day) any day I want because I have VIP passes That's right....squeak is a VIP!!

:inNick'sface:

only 3 day weekend for me too...

going to Florida though

>>>> > >> A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with

>>>> > >> one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your

>>>> > >> problem?"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister

>>>> > >> is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I

>>>> > >> should be in the 3rd grade too!"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's

>>>> > >> office.

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher

>>>> > >> explained to the principal what the situation was. The

>>>> > >> principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If

>>>> > >> he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back

>>>> > >> to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to

>>>> > >> him and he agreed to take the test.

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Harry: "9."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Harry: "36."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> And so it went with every question the principal thought a

>>>> > >> 3rd grader should know.

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think

>>>> > >> Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some

>>>> > >> questions."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> The principal and Harry both agreed.

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have

>>>> > >> only two of?"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do

>>>> > >> not have?"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Harry replied: "Pockets."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Harry: "Pants."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy,

>>>> > >> oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Harry: "Coconut."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft

>>>> > >> and sticky?"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could

>>>> > >> stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does

>>>> > >> sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Harry: "Shake hands."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> The principal was trembling.

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K'

>>>> > >> that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Harry: "Firetruck."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the

>>>> > >> teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven

>>>> > >> questions wrong......

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

by: George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying,! paying?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.

I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We need our country back!

Allll Byyyy myyyseee-eeeelfff.

Alll byyyy myyy-yyyyyseeeeeeeeeeelllllllfffffff.

I was alone,I was all by myself

No one was looking, I was thinking of you

Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself

All by myself...

All by myself...

All by myself...

I went to your house,but no one was there

I went to your room

I was all by myself

You and me had

Such wonderful times

When I'm all by myself,

All by myself

[/Green Day]

I take it I shouldn't send you a letter, too ?

doooo it!

I was supposed to be a part of Kent's letter, but he didn't ask to get my contribution before he sent it ...

>>>> > >> A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with

>>>> > >> one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your

>>>> > >> problem?"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister

>>>> > >> is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I

>>>> > >> should be in the 3rd grade too!"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's

>>>> > >> office.

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher

>>>> > >> explained to the principal what the situation was. The

>>>> > >> principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If

>>>> > >> he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back

>>>> > >> to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to

>>>> > >> him and he agreed to take the test.

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Harry: "9."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Harry: "36."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> And so it went with every question the principal thought a

>>>> > >> 3rd grader should know.

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think

>>>> > >> Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some

>>>> > >> questions."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> The principal and Harry both agreed.

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have

>>>> > >> only two of?"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do

>>>> > >> not have?"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Harry replied: "Pockets."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Harry: "Pants."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy,

>>>> > >> oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Harry: "Coconut."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft

>>>> > >> and sticky?"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could

>>>> > >> stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does

>>>> > >> sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Harry: "Shake hands."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> The principal was trembling.

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K'

>>>> > >> that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> Harry: "Firetruck."

>>>> > >>

>>>> > >> The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the

>>>> > >> teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven

>>>> > >> questions wrong......

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i got at eight wrong.

rotflmao

omghi2brad

I'm glad that Steve didnt try to beat us.

I'm glad that Steve didnt try to beat us.

Oh, it'll happen ... one day.

just checked out the Ascendant Audio site...still have the old drivers up, heh...I wonder if they have any still left :/

I'm playing with some crazy ideas in my head, once I get the cash to do them...which'll be in about two or three months.

i'm bored out of my mind.

I'm playing with some crazy ideas in my head, once I get the cash to do them...which'll be in about two or three months.

You always have something brewing.......

i'm bored out of my mind.

Go listen to your horns. That always makes for a good time.....

You always have something brewing.......

Of course...always need to have something in the works

I'm thinking about building the "just for the hell of it" system out in the van. Big moofers + big enclosure = big fun.

TOP.

You always have something brewing.......

Of course...always need to have something in the works

I'm thinking about building the "just for the hell of it" system out in the van. Big moofers + big enclosure = big fun.

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20 cubes or ban.

i'm bored out of my mind.

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Go listen to your horns. That always makes for a good time.....

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j00 kn0 it.

i'm bored out of my mind.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Go listen to your horns. That always makes for a good time.....

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

j00 kn0 it.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

of course he knows that, why else would he say it in the first place?

i'm bored out of my mind.

Go listen to your horns. That always makes for a good time.....

2500 Hz with 50w ?

i'm bored out of my mind.

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Go listen to your horns. That always makes for a good time.....

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j00 kn0 it.

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of course he knows that, why else would he say it in the first place?

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You always have something brewing.......

Of course...always need to have something in the works

I'm thinking about building the "just for the hell of it" system out in the van. Big moofers + big enclosure = big fun.

20 cubes or ban.

x2

i got numchucks with the tickets i got at nickel nickel (arcade). score!

i'm bored out of my mind.

Go listen to your horns. That always makes for a good time.....

j00 kn0 it.

of course he knows that, why else would he say it in the first place?

bored dennis?