and supac

whats wrong with shannoon ?

i remember those days,  i told them i had bad kidneys...it stopped them until they saw my asvab or whatever scores, then instead of "sorry for bothering you" i got "we can get you exempt from anything physical"

they would have offered me a blowjob too  but the govt is like a lazy gf,  you think you're going to get blown but you just end up getting screwed

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Watch it! They aren't lazy....just don't like the foreplay!

muffin TOP

thank you BK

heather omg I want to laugh so bad but these humorless female doges are here.

I thought you already WERE my best friend ??

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Yea...but where's my $$$........jk!

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I thought the deal was for a pack of gummi bears and a mini bottle of vodka?

the effing army called me

only about ohh, the 5th time theyve done that

and i still tell them i dont want to join

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I'm 41 years old, and still get calls from them. Last one that called was from the Marines. I said damn man yall getting desperate ain't ya

and it's not always true

sometimes you don't go through the right channels for the government to blow you

you have to use your linguistic skills sometimes to get what you want. give the government a tongue lashing, you know?

the effing army called me

only about ohh, the 5th time theyve done that

and i still tell them i dont want to join

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I'm 41 years old, and still get calls from them. Last one that called was from the Marines. I said damn man yall getting desperate ain't ya

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I talk to them all the time

Its maybe a 2 min convo, i know how to get them to hand up

Same with solicitors

whats wrong with shannoon ?

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Apparently she doesn't like to be called shanoon! and she is working with some dumbass girl who likes to play really bad music!

i guess you could start yelling all sorts of chit about the government watching you all the time and that the war is a mistake etc

http://www.ohgizmo.com/2006/05/07/worlds-f...table-speakers/

Inflatable speakers!

wow, that's special

Solicitors can be fun. Especially the ones who start out saying " You want more money ? "

BFF??

Hellz YEAH!

I usually tell them I'm allready wiping my arse with $50's I don't need anymore

I thought you already WERE my best friend ??

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Yea...but where's my $$$........jk!

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I thought the deal was for a pack of gummi bears and a mini bottle of vodka?

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How about a kit kat and a pepsi! I'm cheap!

whats wrong with shannoon ?

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Apparently she doesn't like to be called shanoon! and she is working with some dumbass girl who likes to play really bad music!

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but but...i like it

Alrighty the witching hour is here.

I'm off to lay the smacketh down

I usually tell them I'm allready wiping my arse with $50's I don't need anymore

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I tell them all i have is $1 for the bus and pull it out

Which i normally do

i never bring money to work

BFF??

Hellz YEAH!

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Edited May 9, 200619 yr by Heather

orange,orange,orange,orange,black,orange,black,black,black, orange

Full report in the morning unless I'm in jail. If so then just read the paper

anyone want to give me the cliff notes ?